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David Richards/Koontime


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Just stumbled upon this genuinely nasty cunt

https://amp.lbc.co.uk/news/ex-boss-male-stripper-group-dreamboys-found-dead-in-prison/

Bit puzzled by couple of things:

1) Being involved with a bunch of fags was he a secret shirtlifter, and is this what The Sun were alluding to in their statement

A source told The Sun: "It’s a huge shock. Richards’s case was high profile and so he had kept his head down since arriving at the nick."

Highly likely his head was up when he went anyway.

2) Having an Android I hadn't heard of Facetime, so I checked it out and fuck me, might as well call it woketime

https://www.google.com/search?q=facetime&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&prmd=ivn&sxsrf=AJOqlzVim63KahHsCpHYwqZXB_SG4sup5w:1678836804916&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi7-ZG7ytz9AhUrh_0HHcgABu8Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=384&bih=723&dpr=2.81

I guess the Android version is for straight white working class users.

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8 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

Just stumbled upon this genuinely nasty cunt

https://amp.lbc.co.uk/news/ex-boss-male-stripper-group-dreamboys-found-dead-in-prison/

Bit puzzled by couple of things:

1) Being involved with a bunch of fags was he a secret shirtlifter, and is this what The Sun were alluding to in their statement

A source told The Sun: "It’s a huge shock. Richards’s case was high profile and so he had kept his head down since arriving at the nick."

Highly likely his head was up when he went anyway.

2) Having an Android I hadn't heard of Facetime, so I checked it out and fuck me, might as well call it woketime

https://www.google.com/search?q=facetime&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&prmd=ivn&sxsrf=AJOqlzVim63KahHsCpHYwqZXB_SG4sup5w:1678836804916&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi7-ZG7ytz9AhUrh_0HHcgABu8Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=384&bih=723&dpr=2.81

I guess the Android version is for straight white working class users.

FaceTime is a cunts trick. Who wants to look up someone’s nostrils when you’re talking to them. And everyone looks fucking ridiculous on a phone camera anyway. Like looking at the distorted reflection from the back of a spoon. Another symptom of ‘ME ME ME! I’M SPECIAL’ culture. 
 

If you need to talk to someone, ring them and do just that. If you want to see them, get off your arse and go round there. “But Eric!” I hear you cry… “maybe the people moved to Australia”… That’s because they don’t care about you. You stupid needy cunts. The worst ones are found on game shows..

What will you do if you win the money?”

”Well Bradley… My son and daughter in law emigrated to Brisbane 12 years ago and I’ve got 2 grandchildren I’ve never seen!”

Sad fucks.

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11 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

I hadn't heard of Facetime

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

FaceTime is a cunts trick. Who wants to look up someone’s nostrils when you’re talking to them.

Ah, old people. "Do you want woofers and tweeters with that, grandad?"

 

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