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Fuck! Donald Trump has been assassinated!


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27 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said:

APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!

Aw fuck, I was hoping for the live-stream bloodshed, you know, like the Kennedy assassination (but without the CIA, FBI, shadowy secret services involvement)

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8 minutes ago, Lucy said:

Aw fuck, I was hoping for the live-stream bloodshed, you know, like the Kennedy assassination (but without the CIA, FBI, shadowy secret services involvement)

He was garroted with cheese wire by Hunter Biden, who already had a raving stiffy after an enjoyable evening viewing totally legal videos on his laptop.

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3 minutes ago, Lucy said:

I knew that fucker was a 'wrong-un'® Wolfie.

If anyone would know a wrong-un, it's that cum-glazed school prefect.

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33 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said:

If anyone would know a wrong-un, it's that cum-glazed school prefect.

 

1 hour ago, Lucy said:

No, I'm watching on a 50" Samsung tv, with binoculars, through the neighbours back window.

It was just an inquiry to see if there was an easier way to get my jollies.🥒💦

What a surprise!

R-soles is talking about wanking, while Mr Dick is again talking about spunk, cocks etc.

It's as though you two met at a sex offender's rehab centre, or in Broadmoor. Come to think of it, I believe you two have already exchanged PMs in the past, or at the very least Mr Shit (as "Joker" back then I believe) leapt to your defence, "Sewer Pipe", under one of your previous guises... something to do with Greta Thundercunt if I recall.

Isn't that so, Ol' Cocky?

 

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2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

 

What a surprise!

R-soles is talking about wanking, while Mr Dick is again talking about spunk, cocks etc.

It's as though you two met at a sex offender's rehab centre, or in Broadmoor. Come to think of it, I believe you two have already exchanged PMs in the past, or at the very least Mr Shit (as "Joker" back then I believe) leapt to your defence, "Sewer Pipe", under one of your previous guises... something to do with Greta Thundercunt if I recall.

Isn't that so, Ol' Cocky?

 

Yet another essay. Listen you beige fuckface, this site will crash if it has to endure any more of your tedious horseshit. Liven yourself up you snooze-inducing wanker.

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On 01/04/2023 at 18:54, Wolfie said:

 

What a surprise!

R-soles is talking about wanking, while Mr Dick is again talking about spunk, cocks etc.

It's as though you two met at a sex offender's rehab centre, or in Broadmoor. Come to think of it, I believe you two have already exchanged PMs in the past, or at the very least Mr Shit (as "Joker" back then I believe) leapt to your defence, "Sewer Pipe", under one of your previous guises... something to do with Greta Thundercunt if I recall.

Isn't that so, Ol' Cocky?

 

Two silly bald men wanking over a comb someone dropped on the pavement, but both sneakily hoping to spot a freshly laid dog turd before the other one swoops on it and runs off home with it while it’s still warm.

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