King Billy Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 13 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I told them I'll turn the house into a drug dealing, brass ridden knocking shop I bet that must have been a relief to them, as they’d probably assumed that was already happening from day one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 On 13/04/2023 at 20:05, Eric Cuntman said: I think it’s what those little boys saw first thing in the morning after a ‘sleepover’ at Michael Jackson’s kiddie-ranch. A big hairy arm around them and a load of banana skins on the pillow? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: A big hairy arm around them and a load of banana skins on the pillow? The premise of ITVs latest iteration of "An Evening With Lenny Henry." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Decimus said: "An Evening With Lenny Henry." ‘At a Premier Inn of your choice’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: The premise of ITVs latest iteration of "An Evening With Lenny Henry." Sir Lenny will be showcasing all the hilarious characters that made him a household name. Joshua Yarlog: the crackpot African dressed in leopard skin. Algernon Razzmatazz: a dimwitted Rastafarian stoner. Delbert Wilkins: a black south London wide boy. Theopolis P Wildebeeste: a bare chested, medallion sporting soul singer. Then listen to Sir Lenny whining on about black stereotypes in show business. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sir Lenny will be showcasing all the hilarious characters that made him a household name. Joshua Yarlog: the crackpot African dressed in leopard skin. Algernon Razzmatazz: a dimwitted Rastafarian stoner. Delbert Wilkins: a black south London wide boy. Theopolis P Wildebeeste: a bare chested, medallion sporting soul singer. Then listen to Sir Lenny whining on about black stereotypes in show business. His next character will probably feature a hideously fat ugly white bird called Dawn guzzling on his unfeasibly large stereotypical black cock, and shouting ‘Give me a black baby!’ every time she comes up for air. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Then listen to Sir Lenny whining on about black stereotypes in show business. Gary Lineker? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 On 15/04/2023 at 14:01, Eric Cuntman said: I’m going to act a right fucking cunt if that ever happens to me. They won't notice the difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: They won't notice the difference. They won’t notice the stun-gun I sneak in either. Until a fat care assistant gets 80,000 volts up the jacksie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They won’t notice the stun-gun I sneak in either. Until a fat care assistant gets 80,000 volts up the jacksie. 25Kv is more than enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 41 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: 25Kv is more than enough. 25kv is for pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 25kv is for pussies. Pen knows that Eric. 80kv is just about enough to jump start his limp dangling monster on cold winter mornings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 Dosen't take me 3 or 4 goes to open any tin, i can do this very easy with my cock and stir it. No idea who this banshee-bitch is but obviously a few subtle blows to her solar plexus and an upper cut or two should shut the pig-ugly urine-seeping cunt up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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