Roadkill Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 Just now, LastoftheMullets said: I'm a John Player special kind of man. I remember 2011 when there was Lotus and Paki Lotus on the grid: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: JPS or JSP? I don't follow. Fancy a smoke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You sleep in a wheelchair? No, but I do flip Cosworths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: No, but I do flip Cosworths. You would have loved the Whale tail Sierra Cosworth. Essex police bought 4 of them in the late 80s to use as motorway chasers. The police thought that the whale tail spoiler was unbecoming of a police car, so they removed them. Within a month, Ford Motor Company had to explain to them why the front bumpers and radiators had been ripped out whilst braking from 150mph. The police are still stupid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I remember 2011 when there was Lotus and Paki Lotus on the grid: Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You would have loved the Whale tail Sierra Cosworth. Essex police bought 4 of them in the late 80s to use as motorway chasers. The police thought that the whale tail spoiler was unbecoming of a police car, so they removed them. Within a month, Ford Motor Company had to explain to them why the front bumpers and radiators had been ripped out whilst braking from 150mph. The police are still stupid. About 6-7 years ago someone down the street from me had a metallic orange Cosworth RS turbo I think. The few on eBay were worth £20'000 grand back then so god knows what they're worth nowadays. Edited May 5, 2023 by LastoftheMullets It was an Escort one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 Just now, LastoftheMullets said: Excellent. You've opened Pandora's box, Mullsy. Get me talking about F1 and I'll talk you into the fucking grave. Your head will explode like Jules Bianchi taking a crane to the face in 2014. You'll combust in a ball of flame like you've just crashed a Honda RA302 into a petrol station. Good thing you don't give a shit, eh? I'm going to fuck you like Timo Glock fucked Massa in 2008. You'll leave this place in complete and utter disgrace like Nelson Piquet Jr after crashgate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You would have loved the Whale tail Sierra Cosworth. Essex police bought 4 of them in the late 80s to use as motorway chasers. The police thought that the whale tail spoiler was unbecoming of a police car, so they removed them. Within a month, Ford Motor Company had to explain to them why the front bumpers and radiators had been ripped out whilst braking from 150mph. The police are still stupid. No wonder they're only trusted with knackered twenty year old Astras these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You've opened Pandora's box, Mullsy. Get me talking about F1 and I'll talk you into the fucking grave. Your head will explode like Jules Bianchi taking a crane to the face in 2014. You'll combust in a ball of flame like you've just crashed a Honda RA302 into a petrol station. Good thing you don't give a shit, eh? I'm going to fuck you like Timo Glock fucked Massa in 2008. You'll leave this place in complete and utter disgrace like Nelson Piquet Jr after crashgate. I don't follow F1 to be honest so it will fall on deaf ears, the last time i think i knew anything about F1 was when Jensen Button was the current hot thing and obviously Hamilton since then. I saw a Chevrolet Nascar...car? on the back of a trailer a week or two ago, actually not as big as I thought they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 30 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: I don't follow. Fancy a smoke? 3 hours ahead of you Mullo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 Just now, LastoftheMullets said: I don't follow F1 to be honest so it will fall on deaf ears, the last time i think i knew anything about F1 was when Jensen Button was the current hot thing and obviously Hamilton since then. I saw a Chevrolet Nascar...car? on the back of a trailer a week or two ago, actually not as big as I thought they were. 2009. Jenson Button won the championship back in 2009 with Brawn GP - formerly BAR Honda and Mercedes the year after. He then went on to be a bit shit honestly, his final appearance on the grid being a guest appearance in Fernando Alonso's McLaren at Monaco in 2017 where he somehow managed to flip a cunt. Divin't know owt about NASCAR other than its shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 22 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: About 6-7 years ago someone down the street from me had a metallic orange Cosworth RS turbo I think. The few on eBay were worth £20'000 grand back then so god knows what they're worth nowadays. Kills. I take it all back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Kills. I take it all back. Apology accepted. Sending the missus some Hovis xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Apology accepted. Sending the missus some Hovis xx She’s at Beamish buying a ‘new fancy kitchen.’ 🤷🏿 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Kills. I take it all back. I've been drinking since 7pm give me a fucking break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 Just now, LastoftheMullets said: I've been drinking since 7pm give me a fucking break. Amateur poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Amateur poof. I bet his liver has a doily on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: 2009. Jenson Button won the championship back in 2009 with Brawn GP - formerly BAR Honda and Mercedes the year after. He then went on to be a bit shit honestly, his final appearance on the grid being a guest appearance in Fernando Alonso's McLaren at Monaco in 2017 where he somehow managed to flip a cunt. Divin't know owt about NASCAR other than its shite. Didn't McLaren gift Jenson his own personal McLaren P1 and he ended up putting it up for sale for like £2million or something. You are correct about NASCAR but apparently the cars are built here in the UK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I bet his liver has a doily on it. 7 bastard pm? Cunt’s basically teetotal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 6 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: I've been drinking since 7pm give me a fucking break. Quaker cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 6 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: Didn't McLaren gift Jenson his own personal McLaren P1 and he ended up putting it up for sale for like £2million or something. You are correct about NASCAR but apparently the cars are built here in the UK? This place is not Instagram. You are now officially fucked. Good luck when the monsters wake up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 11 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: Didn't McLaren gift Jenson his own personal McLaren P1 and he ended up putting it up for sale for like £2million or something. You are correct about NASCAR but apparently the cars are built here in the UK? You’re almost definitely Erroreptyle 404. Exactly the same ‘matter of fact’ way of talking/writing. I remember clearly, talking to you pissed up about 3 years ago, when I told you the story of my grandad getting blown up on a minesweeper. If it’s you, do the ‘secret signal’… change your avatar to Ainsley Harriot wanking off a massive cock into a frying pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: This place is not Instagram. You are now officially fucked. Good luck when the monsters wake up. That’s how Ereptyle talks. He smokes a fuckload of ganja too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: This place is not Instagram. You are now officially fucked. Good luck when the monsters wake up. It wasn't 'like' like an airhead from California would use it, calm down. Who are the monsters? It's not that wanker who gets all emotional about farting jack Russel cum across his living room is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You’re almost definitely Erroreptyle 404. Exactly the same ‘matter of fact’ way of talking/writing. I remember clearly, talking to you pissed up about 3 years ago, when. I told you the story of my grandad getting blown up on a minesweeper. If it’s you, do the ‘secret signal’… change your avatar to Ainsley Harriot wanking off a massive cock into a frying pan. I'm not sure I follow at all 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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