entitled little cunt Posted January 20 Author Report Share Posted January 20 7 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It’s because I was nasty to slc - what have I done? You really are becoming quite tedious . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 20 Author Report Share Posted January 20 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: You're the biggest small-talk chatterbollocks bellend this hole has ever seen. For the love of Christ H, please just shut the fuck up. OFF with their heads . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 As Kate moves from her private ICU at the private London (Rich Cunt) Clinic to her ICU at Windsor and Charles dithers and dathers over whether his next Savile Row trouser cut should be left handed, right handed or no handed, the little ordinary folk are treated to the Sunak cheap as chips health policy: restricting disposable vapes. Something about NHS Dentists, junior doctors pay and recruitment, waiting lists or just fucking getting a face to face with uour GP without climbing Mount Everest with your arms and legs tied together would be fucking nice. When Nick Two Range Rovers and a Jag Ferrari says on LBC "Most people would rather visit the dentist than vote tory" you KNOW you're terminal (politically) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: "Most people would rather visit the dentist than vote tory" I know I would, if only I could find one that's taking NHS patients. 🦷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 36 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: When Nick Two Range Rovers and a Jag Ferrari says on LBC "Most people would rather visit the dentist than vote tory" you KNOW you're terminal (politically) Fair comment H. As for politically terminal tories, I had a soft spot for Stephen Milligan MP, whom as you will certainly remember, was found deceased in unusual circumstances... "Milligan was found dead in his house at 64 Black Lion Lane, Hammersmith, London, by his secretary Vera Taggart on 7 February 1994. Milligan had failed to appear in the House of Commons as expected, and so Taggart went to look for him. Milligan's corpse was found naked except for a pair of stockings and suspenders, with an electrical flex tied around his neck, his head covered and an orange in his mouth. It was ruled a death by misadventure." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 28 minutes ago, Greg said: Fair comment H. As for politically terminal tories, I had a soft spot for Stephen Milligan MP, whom as you will certainly remember, was found deceased in unusual circumstances... "Milligan was found dead in his house at 64 Black Lion Lane, Hammersmith, London, by his secretary Vera Taggart on 7 February 1994. Milligan had failed to appear in the House of Commons as expected, and so Taggart went to look for him. Milligan's corpse was found naked except for a pair of stockings and suspenders, with an electrical flex tied around his neck, his head covered and an orange in his mouth. It was ruled a death by misadventure." I like a good fruit basket. And you get a handy container to store your opioid drugs. A very thoughtful get well pressie. Come to think of it Greg you seem to be a sensitive thoughtful guy. What would you take into hospital to cheer Charles up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: What would you take into hospital to cheer Charles up? A pair of stockings and suspenders, an electrical flex and an orange. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 3 hours ago, Greg said: Milligan's corpse was found naked except for a pair of stockings and suspenders, with an electrical flex tied around his neck, his head covered and an orange in his mouth. It was ruled a death by misadventure." Was Miss Adventure ever found and arrested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: What would you take into hospital to cheer Charles up? A video of Andrew at the wheel of an ice cream van, smoking the tyres outside Cheltenham Ladies College and the ensuing high speed Police chase back to Buck House. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 29 Author Report Share Posted January 29 On 20/01/2024 at 20:13, entitled little cunt said: OFF with their heads . You know you would miss me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 3 hours ago, Greg said: A pair of stockings and suspenders, an electrical flex and an orange. He needs his vitamin C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I What would you take into hospital to cheer Charles up? Princess Di's shinbone? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Princess Di's shinbone? He's probably already got some trophies inherited from slitty eyed Phil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 17 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: He's probably already got some trophies inherited from slitty eyed Phil. Slitty Eyed Phil sounds like a country and western song. (To the tune of 'Cotton Eyed Joe'):🎵 Is he a mirage or is he real everyone loves ole slitty eyed Phil🎵 I'll get me Stetson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Slitty Eyed Phil sounds like a country and western song. (To the tune of 'Cotton Eyed Joe'):🎵 Is he a mirage or is he real everyone loves ole slitty eyed Phil🎵 I'll get me Stetson He did actually develop those old man crafty slitty eyes he made famous in his racial slurs. The loveable harmless old cunt. Jeepers Creepers - I never shave in the mirror anymore since I don't recognise the slitty eyed cunt staring back at me. I imagine some of the more youthful members of the Corner, or those on a powerful cocktail of opioid painkillers and little blue pills, go further and gaze lovingly at their own naked forms for hours on end posing and flexing for social media. Just guessing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news This don't look good. And when the palace are not saying what cancer it is that's also a bit iffy. I'm just wondering if Willie boy is getting fitted up for a crown! Theres only one @King Billy. So there is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 5 Author Report Share Posted February 5 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news This don't look good. And when the palace are not saying what cancer it is that's also a bit iffy. I'm just wondering if Willie boy is getting fitted up for a crown! Theres only one @King Billy. So there is. Quite possibly the ink used on banknotes is carcinogenic, especially when it's delivered in Tescos carrier bags on behalf of rather dodgy Arabs.That jug eared cunt is an immoral disgusting throw back , an anachronistic anonomoly that should be eradicated by natural or political means .They depise ordinary people .They believe themselves to be superior by position of birth.How utterly wrong is that in this day and age .Parasitic scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Are you a royalist? Answer this question: What do you think of King Charles the 3rd? a) That jug eared cunt is an immoral disgusting throw back , an anachronistic anonomoly that should be eradicated by natural or political means .They depise ordinary people .They believe themselves to be superior by position of birth.How utterly wrong is that in this day and age Parasitic scum b) I have nothing for or against him personally c) Ooh he's lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 It’s only a matter of time before Trump announces that the king wouldn’t have got cancer if he’d been president. The stupid fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news This don't look good. And when the palace are not saying what cancer it is that's also a bit iffy. I'm just wondering if Willie boy is getting fitted up for a crown! Theres only one @King Billy. So there is. I’m next in line after Meghan, Stormzy and Dianne Abbot so I’ve put down a deposit on two adjoining lock ups behind Buck House, one for my Christmas trees and the other to stash the imaginary M4 out of sight for when I slip out the back door for a bit of drunken mayhem and debauchery with the plebs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It’s only a matter of time before Trump announces that the king wouldn’t have got cancer if he’d been president. The stupid fucking cunt. As usual you’ve fucking nailed it Ape. In the unlikely event that Donald J Trump reads this profound utterance of yours, he will no doubt think to himself ‘If only I hadn’t wasted my life becoming a billionaire, playboy and 45th president of the USA (most powerful human being on the planet) and instead knuckled down, worked harder in the shed painting more toy helicopter propellors, and ate loads more Tesco Value Beanz, I could have made something of myself’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: As usual you’ve fucking nailed it Ape. In the unlikely event that Donald J Trump reads this profound utterance of yours, he will no doubt think to himself ‘If only I hadn’t wasted my life becoming a billionaire, playboy and 45th president of the USA (most powerful human being on the planet) and instead knuckled down, worked harder in the shed painting more toy helicopter propellors, and ate loads more Tesco Value Beanz, I could have made something of myself’. He’s definitely a candidate for stupidest cunt on the planet. You’ve really got the hots for the orange baboon! Do you “whack off” over photos and videos of him, climaxing as his absurd strip of hair blows up to reveal his balding head? lol Lol LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 5 Author Report Share Posted February 5 50 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you a royalist? Answer this question: What do you think of King Charles the 3rd? a) That jug eared cunt is an immoral disgusting throw back , an anachronistic anonomoly that should be eradicated by natural or political means .They depise ordinary people .They believe themselves to be superior by position of birth.How utterly wrong is that in this day and age Parasitic scum b) I have nothing for or against him personally c) Ooh he's lovely I know what box I'd be ticking .As taxpayers I do not think it beyond the pale to demand the ginger one has a DNA test and a medically qualified specialist to take a shifty up Camilla's night gown to make sure there's not meat and two veg nesting up there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 13 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: He’s definitely a candidate for stupidest cunt on the planet. You’ve really got the hots for the orange baboon! Do you “whack off” over photos and videos of him, climaxing as his absurd strip of hair blows up to reveal his balding head? lol Lol LOL There’s no need for me to answer this question Ape as you’ve quite obviously taken the time out, laid back, closed your eyes and pictured the scenario down to the last homo erotic detail . Full marks for imagination though and I don’t doubt that you were wearing one of your stockpile of ‘I saved Granny and all I got was this lousy mask’ Covid 19 (lol) face nappies, incase of a sticky accident, I’m guessing around about the time when The Donald’s ‘absurd strip of hair blows up’, revealing his magnificent naked balding head. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 15 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I know what box I'd be ticking .As taxpayers I do not think it beyond the pale to demand the ginger one has a DNA test and a medically qualified specialist to take a shifty up Camilla's night gown to make sure there's not meat and two veg nesting up there. FOUR BIG "C" s Camilla, Cunt, Charles and Cancer. My heart goes out to the team of the country's [nay, and thrice nay, the world's] best consultants and whatever who will work slavishly and exclusively on the royal patient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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