entitled little cunt Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Just as the waters deliver the water shall take .Abdul was washed up on the shores of the UK , bending and kissing the Dover sands upon arrival .After getting his plimsolled feet under the table made heavy with benefits and a nice warm little home in which to reside he decided it wasn't enough. Happiness was absent in his idleness and the charity bestowed upon him by the British taxpayer. Abdul decided to take the piss and bite the hand that fed .Abdul was found in the Thames face down after spending a few weeks on the muddy River bed .What shall his epitaph read I wonder. "Gone and good riddance" perhaps or even " why not rejoice and elevate yourself , you have a civilised home , why try to poison it with your uncivilised ways ". Cunt . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 9 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Just as the waters deliver the water shall take .Abdul was washed up on the shores of the UK , bending and kissing the Dover sands upon arrival .After getting his plimsolled feet under the table made heavy with benefits and a nice warm little home in which to reside he decided it wasn't enough. Happiness was absent in his idleness and the charity bestowed upon him by the British taxpayer. Abdul decided to take the piss and bite the hand that fed .Abdul was found in the Thames face down after spending a few weeks on the muddy River bed .What shall his epitaph read I wonder. "Gone and good riddance" perhaps or even " why not rejoice and elevate yourself , you have a civilised home , why try to poison it with your uncivilised ways ". Cunt . He had Many Rivers to Cross Apparently his favourite singer was Muddy Waters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Just as the waters deliver the water shall take .Abdul was washed up on the shores of the UK , bending and kissing the Dover sands upon arrival .After getting his plimsolled feet under the table made heavy with benefits and a nice warm little home in which to reside he decided it wasn't enough. Happiness was absent in his idleness and the charity bestowed upon him by the British taxpayer. Abdul decided to take the piss and bite the hand that fed .Abdul was found in the Thames face down after spending a few weeks on the muddy River bed .What shall his epitaph read I wonder. "Gone and good riddance" perhaps or even " why not rejoice and elevate yourself , you have a civilised home , why try to poison it with your uncivilised ways ". Cunt . I told you he drowned the other week. Keep up please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 2 minutes ago, Basil said: I told you he drowned the other week. Keep up please. Have some respect , I'm in mourning .I will wear a black armband for a week .Britain has lost a capable brother .Who knows what more Abdul could have achieved in life .Now we'll never know . I bet he's on virgin no.22 already .The conversation must be a bit stunted .I bet all she wants to talk about is Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 23 hours ago, Basil said: I told you he drowned the other week. Keep up please. Innit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Innit. I want to know where his missing eye is . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I want to know where his missing eye is . To be honest, I preferred Abdul when she was a pop star. ‘Hit And Run’ was a brilliant song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: To be honest, I preferred Abdul when she was a pop star. ‘Hit And Run’ was a brilliant song. Tina Turner. Rolling in the river Franki Valli. My eye adored you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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