Neil

You can't cook a decent bolognese in less than 4 hours and most lazy fat cunts can't wait that long

Sorry I meant Anal Delight

Pair of cunts

The Star Of Daffyd

I think that place needs to up its game. The presentation of that leaves a lot to be desired. What was for dessert, Angel Delight?

I'm ready for a battle of wits Frank,trouble is I'm unarmed. Go easy on me eh?

One less prozzie for sale then.

I can't imagine having to put up with a sock, I don't even like my own

He should have no problem finding an arms dealer in Lahore. Is one of the prizes a new watch? Does he chalk his chin? How the fuck does he use the rest?. The most important question though is Frank, how the fuck have you remembered how to create a thread after an absence of 5 years?

I'd fucking ruin that

I imagine your weiner smells of datschund?

Animals should be eaten not owned. All dogs are cunts and don't get me started on the owners.

Mercs gone, hope the cunt never commits a crime, there's so much DNA in it they'll lock him up for life!

Took the Volvo to the local box heads yesterday,10 quid for a quick douche,good for another 6 months. Hand washed the Merc as I've put it up for sale, wonder how many foreign wasters I'll have to get through before I sell it?

Horses are like cars, great when they run well but you just fuck em off when they start letting you down. I see I Maximus won so why the long face?