Mike Hunt

You're wrong. She's thin.

Been meaning to nom this cunt-filled, braindead, fag-packed program for months, which inflicts acute damage on my brain for the minute it takes to deliver Mrs H's dinner in the living room and run the hell out of there as fast as possible. 1) You can almost see a bloke behind the camera telling the couples who watch it to make exaggerated screams, shout or laugh their fucking heads off at absolutely nothing. They make Harvey Price look like Stephen Hawking but without the wheelchair (or the coffin). 2) The fucking fags on it make me wanna throw up. 3) It's 30 minutes too long. 4) The people who watch this shit on their TV (including Mrs H) need a fucking psychiatrist for wasting their time watching braindead cunts watching TV. 5) Last but not least, Craig Cash. I don't give a shit if he's supposed to be funny on other programs, I've never heard such a fucking faggy voice since that fucking Scottish fudge packer from Bronski Beat/The Cuntunards.

The cock on the left looks like he wants at least one coating of brown in the dirty box room.

Christ you had me worried there. For a minute I thought that abomination was a UK minister.

Do you think she couldn't take it when someone gently broke it to her that she'd been sold Jewish jewellery?

She knew what she liked though.

(The) Sweet has just 1 of the original line-up. Pathetic.

Christ his burned face scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.

How about the old series for small viewers - Mary, Mungo and Midget.

I don't remember that episode of Land of the Giants.

Walt Disney productions is completely revising Snow White and the Seven Dwarves to replace the dwarves with "magical creatures" of varying height, ethnicity and "multi-gender" (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean). So by being "inclusive", the Disney cunts are actually excluding the dwarves that should have been represented, aside from the fact it was supposed to be all about the dwarves. This is just fucking nuts. And then there are the revised names to consider. I can always hope they'll retain a modicum of realism with Wokey, Golly, Dykey, Freaky, Tranny, Faggy and Mongy. https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/walt-disney-latest-snow-white-woke-cancel-culture

Ey oop. And the most miserable dirge of a theme tune ever.

Never a good idea to accuse someone of making a mistake when your spelling and grammar's so poor.

While of course they eagerly reported those woke wankers hauling the Colston statue into the dock. Colston did many things that benefited the people of Bristol and I for one will always refer to its legendary music venue as the Colston Hall.

Why bring Corrie McKeague into it? That story is genuinely tragic and that was a cuntish reference.

With 500 single men I'm sure Brighton would have welcomed them with opened arses.

Jimmy Savile.

Bet when DC reads that he'll think it's a chewy treat for a golly.

Reminds me of old 70s ads, notably Nestle's Milky Bar. On that note though, could never understand what the "nougah" was in the Mars bar. Well it wasn't nougat anyway.

Lol Adam Ant, that's what I thought. "Legs Open And Deliver".

Not unless you're making plans for him.

Talking of balls, I almost misread the last bit and thought you were referring to her looking like Wilson from Cast Away.

It'll be a mongrel

That's the first thing he thought of since he came off the rails.