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Mike Hunt

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  1. Not playing dead then, like they were on the dry run?
  2. I'd expect a very deep discount myself.
  3. Are you shore?
  4. Do you think they're eligible for a partial refund?
  5. The meeja are obsessed with the oxygen countdown, but they'll have died of hypothermia after a couple of days, it'll be barely 1 degC, plus no water unless they decide to start drinking each other's piss. Or they'll have killed each other from the endless arguments from being stuck in a cramped cupboard. Imagine certain individuals here being stuck in their position...
  6. Not a good idea to introduce it to his cockerel.
  7. Can't believe the fuckwit didn't just grab the diamonds.
  8. https://www.cuntscorner.com/gallery/image/854-gilliganjpg/?context=new
  9. Christopher Walken from The Dogs of War (previously Dead Zone). Must admit when I zoomed in on yours, I was most relieved to see you weren't in fact Simon Cowell.
  10. "Would you like to go for a walk dear? OK, just unscrew that door there. BRB."
  11. I've just checked and the current price for next month's 6 day Titanic wreck tour in the upgraded mini-sub MkII will be hiked to $350,000 for the extra day excursion to mini-sub MkI.
  12. Nah, it was her https://pasteboard.co/9SMnljb4BXUF.jpg
  13. Assuming that's Penny F. I see not a lot's changed in the last 3 years.
  14. A gram of fenty should do the job for Mrs H and the rest of the street.
  15. Good to note your genuine interest in Mrs H's welfare. She's still got 1 unbroken arm, 1 unbroken leg and 1 unbroken hip. Nothing more I need to do, when she's recovered she'll help herself to a bottle of wine and let gravity do the rest.
  16. Feel free DC, that was the original idea of it, so when some dyslexic fucker smashes into it doing 80, the fire crew will read the sign and be ready to scoop its splattered remains off the back of the driver's head.
  17. I'm not gonna cry. I bet he hit that water high.
  18. It's to appease the leftie snowflake generation. Remember the totally OTT media/feminist reaction when that woman was kidnapped/killed by the cop during Covid? 1 woman is killed and they call for men to stay indoors or be forced by law to walk on the other side of the pavement. They'd have all been wailing like fat Arab hags or (preferably) died of grief had the Yorkshire Ripper been busy at that time.
  19. You're going to extremors now.
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