Trucking Funt
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I got dragged there against my will on more than one occasion for some decrepit old couple's 90th wedding anniversary do and made to sit with some snotty tory kids. Always used to end up with me going home early after hitting one of them. Not that I had any political ideals at that age, I just thought they were beneath me because they went to a posh school.
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That's the one. As I remember, it used to get rather lively in there of an evening. I saw my first glassing in there when I was a slip of a lad. My old chap also used to drink in the conservative club when it was at Hanover park just behind the Houndstitch. Most of the punters were war veterans who wished Hitler had won.
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Fuck that! They only know how to find the rotten ones.
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Christ! How old are you? I vaguely remember that place being on my dad's Friday night pub crawl. Did you ever drink in the Prince Albert?
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It's even better when you have a video to show them as well.
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Statesman is a bit of a stretch. Angela Merkel's anal bead sounds more like it.
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My neighbour after finding out I'd shagged his missus and daughter.
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He's type ARE a fucking pestilence!
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The filthy little cunts ain't so fucking hard now....
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My money is on Schofield as the carrier. He's been looking a bit peaky since he confirmed what everyone knew many years ago and it's well known that married men who like Nigerian cocks up their harris on the sly are disease reservoirs.
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I wonder if mercury is classed as organic?
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In other news, Greta the mongoloid is claiming she has the chinky plague. I hope it kills her slowly and takes her chancer parents out as well.
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These intestinal worms must be hunted down and necklaced ANC style, preferably in front of their bitch mothers.
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It's non existent at the moment anyway, the mrs is currently being held prisoner by the mother-in-law.
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The fat cunt must be on the verge of bankruptcy to pull this shit. I'll be passing my local branch later. If the fucker is open I'm calling the old bill.
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I hate to say this but it appears the fat bastard is a victim of a carefully coordinated stitch up orchestrated by one of his accusers. There are reports that she made phone calls to other accusers to ensure their stories tallied before he was charged and that Jimmy Krankie's mates pulled all kinds of strings to make sure that he was. If that isn't conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, I'll be buggered if I know what is.
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In reality, it does work like that. If the government needs more ready cash to increase liquidity it can order the governor of the bank of England to produce it. This is a once in a century emergency where the government can either borrow hundreds of billions that we will be paying back 80 years from now or simply increase inflation by a couple of percent by paying the tab in cash. My preferred method is a bit of both.
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The government always has it's weapon of last resort if the banks start to tumble in the form of quantitative easing AKA inflating the fuck out of sterling until the UK resembles the Weimar Republic.
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Nukes are expensive. With all this work going on at Porten Down looking for a chinky plague cure, I think the more cost effective option would be to have a clearout in the warehouse to make space and send the backstabbing cunts our stocks of smallpox and botulinum over in brimstone missles.
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It was written and played superbly by Bob Holness.
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What are you suggesting exactly???
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Not me mate. I made sure the spunk catcher was firmly secured as soon as she told me she liked it up the tradesman's.
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I shagged a redhead from Dublin a few years back. Proper kinky bitch, stupid fucking accent.
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I worship Satan. He's more broadminded.
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Where will the ginger beers and multi cultis get there suspension of disbelief fix now? Hopefully, in a fit of depression they will all commit harikiri instead of burdening the NHS at this difficult time with their AIDS symptoms and vegan induced malnutrition.
