Hammer of Cunts

I can just see you, slumped in your Parker-Knoll recliner, gorging on Watney's and Twiglets, watching Mind Your Language and Love Thy Neighbour on BNPTV.

The political landsape has changed beyond all recognition in the last three years. Since the last election, we have had Brexit, Covid and a war. There is now a (more or less) credible opposition. The Tories cannot, in all conscience, believe that they have any sort of mandate.

I've just heard some twat on the wireless talking about "a new, positive script for masculinity". This bollocks will only get worse.

Who?

His Majesty's Government almost issued advice, to those too stupid to work it out for themselves, that we should turn down the heating a notch. It was withdrawn in case they froze to death. Poor people are really thick you know.

“ I said what I said but it was going in one ear and out the other" Presumably, he fucked her brains out.

Eh?

You've only been King for a fucking week and now you're moaning about that too.

The Two Mongies.

Yank bollocks. In this country he's a fucking guard's van.

I've noticed that some some supermarkets open their doors early, with their tills closed, so that mouth-breathers can wander about, fondling the produce and grunting at each other. A couple of weeks ago, I was caught out on by this and told I had to wait 20 mins to pay for a paper and a packet of fags. When I suggested to the manager that he was taking the piss, he told me that I was swearing and banned me.

Hooray!

The old slapper must have a cunt like a bucket by now; I'm surprised she even noticed.

What language are you using?

Did you ever no?

Well come up with a convincing argument against it then. "Global whataboutery"? I don't see any reference to anywhere other than the UK. Can you not make a point in English? or at least try to answer mine? Your agument against hunting is based entirely on an ignorant, Students' Union level of class-hatred. Although, as a dentist, I don't suppose you meet many poor people.

Once again: So fucking what? Do you consider your personal suburban morality trumps that of the "lower classes"? There are worse atrocities inflicted on animals in the name of food prodution than have ever happened on the hunting field. Have you ever seen what goes on inside those huge sheds or wondered how Tesco's can sell you a chicken for £2.50? Apparently that is progess: keep the unpleasant elements hidden and allow a squeamish, moralising population to become so divorced from the facts of life that they will believe anything the Guardian tells them. Would you like to provide some evidence or examples of the damage to livestock? We do not need to eat animals to survive, all meat consumption is, in a sense, recreational. The packaging is sanitised with anthropomorphic pictures of happy cattle/pigs/chickens etc grazing the rolling pastures of entriely fictitious farms. The kind of pleasant, free-rangey food production envisioned by utopian urban blow-ins grinds to a halt when they see the damage inflcited by foxes, badgers etc on their precious little lambses (often the kidneys are ripped out from the back and the animal is left to sufffer) or the wanton destruction by a fox in their chicken coop. Have you ever heard an animal being eaten alive? Vermin need to be controlled. Despite appearances, the death of a hunted animal is quick and certain. They naturally die when they can no longer hunt, starving to death in a hole. Shooting can easily cause injury and a similar end, poisoning even more so. I think you'll find that most working animals have a similar fate when they are no longer of use, but best not mention them eh?

Has Peter Jackson bought the film rights to this?

Nonsense, why would they train the hounds to chase pets? The bags could be full of baby aniseeds. I'm not supporting the wankers that are happy to spend 500 quid for a day's sitting about in the cold, more fool them. As with driven shooting, the rest of us have fun/make a few bob from helping/clearing up after them. The enjoyment in watching a hunt comes not from the death of the fox but from the skill of the huntsmen working the hounds and from laughing at the rich wankers risking (and ocasionally breaking) their necks. There aren't many standing crops during the hunting season.

So fucking what? They're not hurting anyone. Terrier ownership is perfectly legal, they're quite useful for sorting out badgers, rats etc too. The countryside is not Disneyland, nor is it a retirement home for wealthy Guardian enthusiasts.

It's the same with trade unions and "conference". Is the definite article an relic of an oppressive colonial past?

I saw Bob Marley once: it was one of the friendliest gigs I've ever been to. A bit like the Bulldog Bash but with more black people.

So the bleeding-heart urban snowflakes have some grainy pictures of men doing something in a field that they think that they might be able to disapprove of. Pehaps they should fuck off back to whatever filthy inner-city shitholes they came from.