Hammer of Cunts

We could start with asking how it's possible to buy tat from China for less than what it would cost to to send a letter across the country and by having a look at how much duty is paid on said tat.

Surely no-one eats a beefburger with cheese and fried egg? For breakfrast ffs? I quite like Macdonald's though, there's no pretension about it. They've reduced eating to the same level as any other bodily function, it's like having a shit: In, eat, wipe, out and carry on with the day. As an added advantage, the solid lump of stuff stays in the stomach for hours and prevents hunger for several hours.

I think he believes that the proximity of crap food and cheap cider are indicators of higher civilisation.

I wonder what young Georgina's up to these days.

A couple of dids painted one of my sheds a few years ago, they charged £30 and used "proper paint, from a shop, with writing on the tin". I don't think they realised that the writing on the tin said that it contained sheep dip. They didn't do a bad job though and patched up the holes with bits of newspaper too; you want to check that they do that with your boat.

Why didn't it just say that in the first place? It's not really very good at expressing itself; it'll be using "emojis" next.

Best just to ignore the wanker; it'll get fucked off again soon.

You sound very sophisticated. Do you go to operas and stuff?

How long before the chidish arsehole gets another ban?

Fuck off.

It must be a cultural thing, the nearest Macdonald's is 25miles away and we make our own cider.

What I dion't understand is: who are these things aimed at? Who the fuck is going to be covinced to buy a hamburger after watching this? Who's going to watch more vapid ITV shit when told that it's "fully loaded" by a sqeaky bint who talks like she's got a mouthful of marbles? And, FFS, why the endless puffs for fucking cruises?

Tower Hamlets sounds nice, is it in Devon?

As I have never used Twitter, Facebook or any of their many copies, I feel sort of immune to all this bollocks. Can one be "called-out" and not even know? When I was their age, calling someone out usually involved a pub car-park.

God is great.

She's actually famous? Fuck, it doesn't take much these days.

She might be enough to feed that elephantine black woman with the with the barbecue in the recent TV ad.

That's Liberals.

Maybe the Millwall fans are trying to emulate lesbians? Many lesbians have hairstyles like Mary Tyler-Moore's.

I agree, he's very good at his job, athough his appearance during the change was a bit disconcerting. He's not doing anyone any harm or involving himself in the shouty aspect of it. Why do sexchanges seem ony to have two modes of dress? The look is either 1950s suburban matron or cheap prostitute,.

I believe he is (or was) a lecturer at Sandhurst. I'm sure his "transition" didn't even raise an eyebrow there. FFS does he/it actually think he looks like a real woman?

At least this chap actually is black, unike a lot of Ali G types.

That was celluloid, they also used it for snooker balls. Similar though. This was ammonium nitrate. which is legitimately used as a fertiliser. It's an oxidising agent, when mixed with fuel: oil, coal dust etc, it can be made to react at great speed. The IRA used a lot of it. Apparently, this stuff was stored next to a shed full of cheap Chinese fireworks; you can see them going off in the smoke before the main bang.

Have you thought of building a shed? Aren't there specialist sites for this kind of thing?

Breaking into a sweat seems to be acceptable only at an expensive gym. Do any young people aspire to a career that involves anything more strenuous than typing?