ChildeHarold

I'm not sure whether it's very astute to clad the roof in that shit. You're absolutely right it's got more to do with a certain cultural type than any real impact on electricity generation. The pigeons love it. Same for bloody heat pumps. While we are fucking our brains out with that bullshit the Spanish experiencing their severest drought on record have, due to a few days of heavy rain, announced the filling up of all their hotel swimming and condo pools in preparation for another 16 million thirsty visitors this season. One week ago they were talking about new desalination (fossil fuel powered) plants and importing ftrsh water by tankers. You don't have to look as far as India or China to see the hypocrisy and two facedness of it all.

You’re a fucking fumbling mixed up cunt aren't you?

Mnd you they nursed that one drink all night. Pen is anybody nursing you tonight? Your recent outbursts against me suggest you may be teetering on the edge of some sort of crisis. Dec and Frank have only gone for a short time. They'll be back soon - calm down and carry on.

It was a progression which started with a three bed semi in Weybridge, then a bedsit in Reading leading to a caravan then a car where he was knifed to death by druggies. They took the parking fines out of his estate. 📤

Fuck off down there and have one for me. Cunt. PS. I heard on news under 30s are going on stout for something different. Good luck with that. Old woman's drink like port and lemon. Both likely to give trouble at both ends.

How about Rupert the bear? I have a soft spot for Brian in Family Guy.

It says something when you hear Nick Ferrari on LBC tell the Israeli spokesperson put up to deal with this outrage called by them a "mistake" (not a single apology) "You don't want to listen whatever anybody says to you." The Zionist govt has dismantled the whole system of "victim status" to which the Jews tried to attach unique special status over the years since the War through it's counter productive OTT military. What's deeply troubling is the way our govt which is only too ready to start intervening in Syria and Yugoslavia and Ukraine is completely OK with all of this. The conclusion I draw is that behind Washington and London lies a Jewish hand pulling the strings, the only string I see is money.

It had halluciantory Chasing The Dragon overtones. Where have you been - locked up in a Mothercare play pen all your life? Pacino: 'How I am going to get to frigging bed Mike'? ' Caine: 'Al, that's a play pen you've got'

I AM kind - too kind - kind to you geriatric patriot knuckle headed Caption Tom (that's a good one, predictive text came up trumps) racist.

Puff the Magic Dragon which was a drugs song like Everyone's talking...

The Oldie and me aren't talking. He hates me and he should go and fuck himself.

Is this "Issue" No 52 of The Oldie Magazine? And was "guilt" a typo for "quilt" as in "Oh Milton would thou showst yourself now! It's a bit parky put a quilt on! Just a surmise, a jest, a teaser, hmmm my skinny latte is coming. Isn’t Bath pretty in the rain!

So you've tried both? Which one skips the first date and gets straight down to a black gangbang orgy? (not in Manchester)

I liked the bit where he told a fireman how to tackle an out of control blaze in a chemicals factory po faced then went straight to Dribben. Never under estimate shop floor knowledge and expertise.

As you're woofing down the Beluga on toast this morning spare a thought just a tinkle for my dear old Uncle Eric who spent all his life in cars but for different reasons from Mike Brewer. God save our gracious Brewer, Long live our gracious Brewer, Send him victorious and all that shit.

The last time you unfurled that argument on me you included yourself adding that you hated yourself even more. Are you related to Frank Bruno?

Don't you find all that lardy da stuff sickly? I like a nice bar of cadbury's milk chocolate. Sometimes an aero is nice. The whole argument of shrinking products was I believe started with the Walnut Whip controversy in the early 2000s when fans of the toothsome treat complained the Whip seemed smaller. I used to be a fucking greedy pig scoffer when younger - I was also burning substantial calories on a 6 mile cycling commute every day - and could woof down a whole bar or a whole pack of Digestives in one go experiencing only a slight passing feeling of sickness. Now of course everything in moderation. Just a couple of bites now and again. If you have any more questions I am starting a CONSULTANCY business:

I agreed with most of what you said except the end bit about Hull where you are over egging your argument, but that's because it doesn't undermine my case against Israel and the course it's now on which was just caused by the August atrocities by Hamas but is the culmination of Gurion and the birth of Israel from Palestinian land.

The rats are watching and saying, "At any time one is 6 feet away".

Whats the difference betwen Tinder and Grindr - you seem to know what it's all about. Have you tried Check A Trade for somebody good with their hands?

The person you are calling knows you are waiting....

Is that why Burlington Arcade George Smiley got his name?

You'd be lucky by the time you've gone through her agent you wouldn't have any balls left.

I didn't think mentioning JK cunt would get a response.

Send me a postcard of the 🏖 beach 🏖 due to climate warming - Scott was premature. A hundred years later they could slap on the Factor 8.