ChildeHarold

So how much are you chipping in for his Dignitas send off? A contribution to the free bar at The Cock and Monkey would be gratefully appreciated. I'll scratch your name on the toilet door to say (amongst other things) you was a sponsor.

J G Ballard the author you cunt. If you want dystopia then go to Brent Cross.

Fuck off cunt. Your mother's a fucking crack head cunt.

Alan Coren country. It's just before Golders Green when it all gets shitty fucking ring road nondescript hell hole ending up in Ballard's Concrete Island Brent Cross. I see they are building a lot more houses round there and built a new station on the East Midland line which will make it even fucking worse. Another Luton in north London.

The arsehole side

Do they still make it? 🤔 Any good for erectile dysfunction? 🤔

The Something-Piven was a rare nom from you. Had a good Sunday roast? (as in the edible kind with lashings of thick brown gravy.... ooops!)

Actually I'm warming to Old Chap so much I'll go 50/50 with you on giving him a Spring break in Switzerland at Dignitas. They get a go on that Alpine Train first so it's not all bad.

Lurrrvvvving it! 😅

I wouldn't have one of those ugly cunts with nobbly head stuck on the end of my cock. Anyway I thought ELC was referring to clingfilm sticking to something not Star Trek.

Actually you had to have very steady hands and a light touch to handle those handsets. I already had a pronounced body tremor at the age of ten.

Only if you did CSE Social Studies as an option at school instead of the more usual Set Theory in Multi-Dimensional Self Curving Space taught by that weird cunt in the wheelchair and his cock hanging out. Guess which one I didn’t choose.

You’re familiarity with the rent boy market in the north of England never ceases to amaze me. Apart from the obvious answer of "anal" is there any geographical area you specialise in? Say, Derby or Newcastle? 🤔

There's a lot going on in this nomination which makes me think you have family members stranded on the Pakistan/India border. Are they keeping well? If you are looking for a co-sponsor to get them over here I can help by telling you to fuck off. As for Mountbatten, that wiped the arrogant smile off a few faces didn't it?

Don't waste your time.

You are so right. His lawyers were straight onto a future parole as soon as the plea bargain was accepted. It's a PLEA BARGAIN for fucks sake. So where's our part of the bargain? Where are the relatves and grieving families and friends part of the fucking bargain? Let’s hope he's teamed up with a psycho who gets his hands on a kitchen knife. Plus a screw looking the other way.

Fuck off

The guys on here were quick to racially typecast this cunt. Whatever his background he has been put in the ground. Fucking great. Now look at the "whiteys" in this country who let Valdo Calocane toast his toes at the taxpayer's expense for the rest of his life in probably more comfort than the average pensioner in the UK on the basic state pension. The plea bargain usually has a "mitigating factors" condition attached to it. "He had a hard childhood" "His teen years were hard" - fucking bullshit. Being young is the BEST time of uour life. Getting old is fucking hard not being fucking young! Cunts. # Mitigating factors should be not entered into in murder cases. # No plea bargains for serial murderers or first degree murderers # Execution mandatory for all premeditated first degree murderers over age of 18 - the burden of proof is so high it sweeps aside the old foggy argument about bringing back the "old death penalty" and "mistakes". There wouldn't be any mistakes. # Life (whole natural life) without parole for under 18s and everyone else first degree and second degree murder # the relatives don't get the body back and it's disposed of anonymously and there are no published memorials or mentions in the press or media. I'm following this at the moment. Let's see what happens to this cunt in our "justice" system. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13292707/Cannabis-smoking-teenager-19-killed-husband-35-foot-long-machete-told-scaring-children-playground-court-hears.html

"You really got me pardner" https://youtu.be/2ytvf5Jss2U?feature=shared

Do I detect a twist of bitter ironic lemon in that generous glass of Sandeman's port? Three or four headaches later.... I wish I hadn't had those lagers with it! That's the trouble Billy, you're vintage, but for every Billy there's half a dozen uncouth unwashed unfunny lager louts.

I see you're heavy on the defence and light on the explaining. Any way I'm not interested any more. Talk to the birds.

I'm giving it a rest on here and will just watch every now and again to see what happens. Dross watching. This site badly needs National Lottery funding to improve its game. Kids get it, why not cunts? 🤔

The Lady

We are into the realm of Yankee student initiation rituals which involve uploading videos on social media sites. It's like so fucking adolescent. The person saying it is prob in their mid thirties looking wistfully back at their wild misspent youth as an accountancy student. Snowy is struggling with his mortgage repayments. Ignore them and the bollocks!

I take it all back and don't fucking reply to me again.