ChildeHarold

This nom has seriously flopped on its arse like the Sinclair C5.

Does this nom apply to Derby fans? 🤔

Have you heard of the new crime of online "sextortion"? Calm it down (or get a room - a kennel by the sound of it)

It does. I'm googling it now.

A lot of money has been made out of time travel fiction. Getting older means we have reference points. But are the objective? Any comparisons we make are going to be coloured by our own subjective outlook and attitudes and also by the peculiar slice of life we experienced. In effect, it would be a highly selective opinion. The main trend I despise is this tory right wing ideology that you can create individual resilience and success by robbing the public sector which provides all our essential needs. That was the Thatcherite credo which has continued in one shape or another across politics. Mosr recently the tories are planning a Dickensian cut to mental health benefits presumably to force people into low paid work replacing them with the sort of "self help" "talk" sessions "Arbeit ist Frei" that philosophy is used in the context of raising the state pension age. You always have a well caked middle class spouter espousing the joys of work and boadting tjey will "never retire". These cunts are worse than the Moors Murderers. Another example is the whole higher education student loan funding model. Housing USED to be an avenue for getting on with reasonable house prices, affordable mortgages. Now virtually everybody except the very bottom rung plus adylum seekers are FORCED into some sort of private housing scheme either enriching buy to let rentiers, greedy corrupt Housing Associations or Banks and Bulding Societies - all Thatchers children. The really despicable thing is the reverse effect of Thatcherism. The so called "individual sufficiency and success" it has achieved has resulted in closing the door firmly shut on kids whose parents haven't taken a double or triple helping of the country's wealth - educational opportunity, job choices, enriching travel experience, housing, health options. How many of our kids are not getting a fair share of life chances in this fucking shit hole of a country? Mr prosperous White Van Man is tearing recklessly from job to job to pay for his dental treatment over a minefield of dangerous pot holed roads. If he has an accident and goes to hospital, what can the cunt expect?

King Billy will fill Cole's hole.

There is definitely some sort of vacuum when you're about. We need more Old Bill to make the cunts think twice.

You don't mind if I change the subject for a moment Pen? Would you say that Mr Grouser is the best character in Toytown Tales. Despite being a fucking old moaner he does have a sense of humour and keeps his promises as for example when he paid Larry the Lamb for information regarding buried treasure. Mike Read said he enjoyed a lot of children's tv programmes but drew the line at Larry the Lamb. I don’t.

You can't tell me they aren't live webcamming themselves doing sex for this so called mystery money.

I'll have pomme dauphonois and a Snickers Bar Mercia buckup.

The "chipolata" hurt didn't it?

How about tasteless cyanide?

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Billy this Covid Jab thing-a-bob is just a hook for you to call us all cunts and give you a sense of superiority on the Corner. Come on admit it and stop playing with that chipolata inbetween your porky legs.

A minute is a 500% improvement over the 10 seconds previously. He's heading in the right direction (not in my direction with that fucking monster)

Why don't I get this kind of flattery from you Cunty?

Keef Floyd?

👀 course not... promise.... 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

Did you wear the black fishnet stockings he sent you last Christmas? With the Klingon heavy metal boots? 🤔

You can expect a drop in from the Roopster. Remember I'll be hanging about by the door while she talks to you. Don't make any sudden movements.

I appreciate your concern for our nutritional welfare, but I think this is a shit nomination.

I agree with you, there's a lot of self satisfied conceited cunts down south giving their spoilt brats that fucking lovely "helping hand" toeards their first car, their student lodgings, their first home, etc. etc. It's Thatcherite squiredom in the 21st Century. The Cunterbury Tales about Southern cunts. (Not OUR Southerncunt who's been missing for some time, a victim of hungry dingos?) 🙂

The powers in charge are determined to keep the misery machine working.

There is a popular funeral plan offering a natural burial in a woodland "plot". Why stand in a rainy wood manifesting when you can lie UNDER it?

God's own country. So they say.