Goober

How are you liking the deodorant advert (Sure?) with the overweight black bird that's airing at the moment? You know, the one where she's wobbling like a jelly during an earthquake whilst showing off her fat (sweat free) armpits. Perhaps if she worked up a sweat she might lose some fucking weight.

Let's face it, it couldn't be any worse than the version with that Twin Peaks twat, Kyle Maclachlan. It's passably good, but I wouldn't pay to watch it.

For our Punkape, it's the white stuff that women in car parks have spat into an empty bottle after a blow job.

Bedroom window voyeur.

Thank fuck for L's.

I think it's still perfectly acceptable to ignore women on their period, LCS. Welcome home.

I have a feeling I'll manage in the days and weeks ahead, thanks. It'll be tough, but my nearest and dearest will support me through this stressful time. You need to take time to reflect on your worth and performance since you joined. You've a couple of catch phrases, which are endearing, but, overall, you're a fucking shambles. Most people that you offer to felate turn you down because even a commitment free, deep-throat blow job isn't worth the ignominy of being associated with you. If you chose, you can claim it's not personal, but it is. You're a strangely deluded wrong 'un. Plough your own furrow, DC. I'll be here well after you and suffer less than 5% of the trauma you do. Love you. Mwah.

I can't get on board with this 7's. Love him or hate him, I think this site would be far worse without my fellow web-footed Norfolk denizen. I never take sides in any fight between members, so if you think you can kill him, good luck to you. Seriously. Good luck with that. I don't rate your chances.

You haven't been here long enough to witness a decline or otherwise. Must do better. You really have an over inflated opinion of yourself. You're pathetic and I'm amazed you've you survived this long. Come on, back up your arrogance.

Don't get me wrong, 7's I'm not taking sides in this fight. It's between you two. I fully admit that I regret giving this aborted afterbirth the benefit of doubt after he was shat on the pavement outside the Cavern Club, but he seems to have found a foothold by offering free hand jobs. If you smash his cranium to a pulp with a pin hanmer I'll not shed a tear, but if he survives that's OK too, as long as he grows a pair. I don't hold out much hope for the latter.

Better a weak chin than a worn out, weak anal sphincter, Frank. Back to you.

You need to do far, far better than this lame shit, DC. If you want to act the hard man, you need to back it up. When you joined this site you set out your stall by supporting a degenerate. You were given the benefit of the doubt, but since then you've survived by sucking any cock waved in front of your face and importuning those that wanted nothing to do with you. You act the hard cunt, but everyone here knows what a pathetic, belly crawling invertebrate you really are. You survive on pity alone. So, again, what are you going to do? When you threaten people, you need to be able to follow through, by which I don't mean shit your nappy.

Regrettably not. Kipper sales in Morrisons were down by 83% afterwards though.

Fender, whilst clearly not to everyone's taste, has been around the block many times. It's going to take far more than a desperate tea towel holder rimmer than you knock him off his chosen course. Last time? What are you going to do? Destroy him by sucking his cock until it drops off?

DC never imbibes anything weaker than Industrial Methylated Spirit on a weekday. He's got to routinely be that drunk to suck the cock of nearly everyone he interacts with and then go back for seconds and thirds. Kill the scouse cunt, Fender.

37,000 ft is a tad chilly, but isn't going to cut it. It would need to be well under -80° C to shatter. Don't ask me how I know. If you licked the corpse immediately after impact your tongue probably wouldn't even stick to it. Ewwwwww.

Amazon's drones are going to revolutionise home delivery. I'm in favour of this sort of thing, as long as it doesn't go through my roof. Wait, maybe we're still not on the same wavelength...

Spades are very functional in gardens. Wait, I think we're talking at cross purposes...

Could be, but possibly not quite mental enough. Accuse him of being a multi and we'll soon find out. It's definitely the first cuckoo of Spring, so I'm now writing to The Times. Is @Stubby Pecker banned, or is it just peak newt wanking season?

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Fued is a rather strong. Difference of opinion, maybe. See it as you will. To be fair, it was shit. It happens. Fuck Easter and all religious celebrations.

Is that Smoggy cunt Ollyboro dead now? Like Rev, he usually livened the place up during his infrequent visits.

Ukraine are going to fucking clean up at these games in a few years. On second thought, minimum wage cunts will be cleaning up when the colostomy bags go flying during the pole vault. Ukraine will just smash the 100 m hopping event.

The ultimate evil. The rancid chain fart. A series of micro farts slipped out into the faces of the unfortunates following too closely up the stairs by utilising professional level sphincter control all the way from homeware to mensware on the 5th floor.

You're a silent assassin, RK. How often have slipped rancid farts out in a lift just before disembarking?