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Aside from the nice beach, the place is an abscess on the arse cheek of England and one of the few places that's actually improved by people leaving their dog's shit on the pavements. Roger's profanisaurus had a very accurate entry that fairly sums up the place: Great Yarmouth gnomes: n. Washing machines, broken tellies and pissed mattresses used as garden ornaments in the shit Norfolk town. It's still better than Lowestoft though, that's an purulent anal fistula.

I'll have to consult my Danish associate Bent Erik on this. There's definitely something wrong with a race that think that's not funny.

Nice bacon though.

Yes, I'm very sorry that you're a dim witted fucking cunt. I don't necessarily disagree with your sentiment, but it helps your case to get the basic facts right. Something you regularly struggle with. Must do better. D-

Storm Malik was named by the Danish Meteorological Institute. I'm shocked by this, William. It's not like you to simply make up a load of old bollocks and post it as gospel.

Do you think this is a euphemism?

He may have been suggesting that there's an opportunity for you to rent your bottom out. Don't discount it out of hand, most Aussie women are fuck ugly after all, so I suspect the men would fuck anything. It's got to be a bigger money spinner than selling dead twigs in a car park.

I'm rather surprised to hear you're partial to a bit of African bush, Eric. What with all the dusky chaps only chasing dem white girls the void has to be filled though (pun intended).

Crack caresser's dicks, surely?

Jesus fucking Christ. Imagine the scrounging email to the beautician that did that. If you graft the mouth of a Blackeye Thicklip Wrasse on to my face for free I'll promote your clinic to all my brain dead followers...

SP, I've just watched tonight's episode of Winterwatch and the made for idiots cod science and the rampant nepotism had me spitting feathers. It goes without saying that I'd dilate Packham's step daughter's chuff to 5 times its normal size, but rather than smoking a cigarette afterwards I'd take a lump hammer to the lot of them.

After the former, one suspects the latter would be blessed relief.

I can't see him forgetting that cherry popping experience in a hurry.

The BBC website had a page titled 'man uses 70 year old toaster every day' or something similar yesterday. I'd rate that as being of more significance than Adele's woes.

Did your establishment service any niche markets, Bill? What was you most 'exotic', premium, offering?

You seem to have discounted rape out of hand here.

Fake news, Bill. We know you never wear a mask, ipso facto you're guilty as hell of coughing in old biddy's face with intent. Did this 'great time' involve a Werther's Original?

4-0. My crystal ball was working well that day. What an absolute shower of shit that was.

Would a couple of million ease your trauma of being fucked whilst bent over a skip round the back of the local Odeon when you were 17? Let's not mention accidents in underpasses. Andy's alleged, ahem, accidents in Virginia's tunnel seems to be the root cause of all his current problems. Not a bad problem to have when you can offload all your responsibilities, still get paid fuck loads of cash, and still have your ex wife on tap to lick trainer fungus from between your toes though.

I always had him down as the type that fervently embraced licking the back side.

KB ran a wet market, didn't he? Maybe the girls weren't really that keen and it was just lube. I bet he didn't let them put the KY on expenses either.

I find myself agreeing with you, Jewdith. I'm no fan of inherited privilege and I'd happily see the whole Royal family put against a wall and shot. The media frenzy and presumption of guilt until proven innocent makes me extremely uneasy though. Have you seen recent images of his accuser? It seems she's spent the $500K Epstein settlement, and the last 12 years, indulging a passion for food and plastic surgery. Now that well is running dry she's going for an even bigger pay day. Forget what the out of court settlement might (will) be, despite the claims of her scumbag lawyer suggesting she just wants recognition of the pain she's suffered, the publicity, TV appearances and book rights are a blank cheque. Not bad for being fucked three times when you're 17, allegedly.

I'm now going to spend the rest of my life paying for this spacktard. They had the right idea, they just didn't have the courage of their convictions.

No. I was simply implying that in the unlikely event that he had, he wouldn't admit it here. I unequivocally support people's free choice. I don't support legally mandated vaccination either. That said, I also support companies that insist their employees are vaccinated if it is warranted, which, given the liklihood of more severe disease in the unvaccinated and larger sick pay bills, it usually is.

I hope you don't mind me asking, have you forgotten to take your tablets this week?