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You might as well ask him if he's had a 12 inch black cock up his arse. Whatever the truth, I suspect he's not going to admit it here. I could be wrong though.

Perhaps he needs to befriend Nastya? The 7 year old Russian girl that is reported today to have earned £20M from YouTube last year. Could be a win on multiple levels for the alleged dirty pervert.

So if I'm reading this right and most others seem to be reading it wrong, if you're an obese diabetic with COPD and pleural mesothelioma, the vaccine is 99.982% effective at preventing severe disease? The power of the Internet to twist facts never surprises.

A disorganised flid.

Both valid viewpoints. I think I'd have preferred the statue in Bristol to stay as well. As I said it's opened a can of worms. Personally, I don't want these decisions being made by any fucking idiot with a claw hammer or a rope.

Seems like it's open season on statues and public monuments now. Next thing you know Withers will be climbing Nelson's column with a hammer and chisel because old Horatio was a little bit mean to the frogs. I think the subtle difference here is that the statue of the bloke that was pulled down in Bristol paid homage to him and perhaps rightly needed to go, if not in the way it did or by the hands of those bleeding heart liberal fucktards. This work, although created by a thoroughly sick pervert, who in life probably should have been whipped to death, wasn't directly celebrating him. I'm not sure, given this distinction, that its removal is warranted. The outcome of the recent court case has opened a can of worms.

How many metres of bacofoil can you get for 2 groats?

How the fuck does the behaviour of some character from a film I've never seen any bearing on what I may or may not have consumed? I know lots of completely useless shit, but I'm not an oracle. We were discussing accidently shooting oneself in the stomach after all.

Depends where you are walking and whether there is a chance of game getting up in front of you. As such, the answer is no, that's not normal, mostly. The fucker here is simple ergonomics and safety that's taught at a very early age. 28" barrel, 14 or 15" stock or thereabouts? The ergonomics don't work. You can't shoot yourself in the gut whilst carrying it. Assuming it's loaded, not broken & safety off, then you drop it such that it spins 180 degrees and faces towards you and the trigger somehow is depressed.... There's far too many improbables there to make it realistic. Let's just say it's going to be a seriously unlikely set of events that's going to need some JFK magic bullet type explanation.

. 22 gut shot? That's going to sting until you bled out. A head shot wouldn't lend itself to an open coffin funeral.

I'm not keen. If you'd like to demonstrate though, I'm not going to stand in the way of individual free will. If it's up to me, I'd rather you didn't. Love you. Mwah, Mwah... All that shit. Fuck off.

Hmmmmm. Fuck all that shit. All I'm saying is that shooting yourself in the gut with a shotgun is beyond a spectacular fail. As someone that's accidently discharged a shotgun on a couple of occasions, over decades of use and without serious incident, I can say that to shoot yourself in the stomach is nigh on impossible. It's a zip yourself into a holdall and suffocate in a London flat type incident in my, uniformed of all the facts, opinion.

Shot himself in the stomach? Accidently? With a shotgun? I'm calling bullshit on that one.

I do hope his brother is called Onion.

She's not a paedo in the strictest sense. She's just a grubby, money hungry, entitled stupid cunt. Her behaviour was not for kicks, but for self enrichment. She's going to cut a deal, I have little doubt about that, but those sold down the river will be those with the slimmest wallets. Randy Andy, if he's guilty (innocent until proven otherwise), won't be one of those.

If they're mute swans I doubt they're going to do terribly well at the MOBOs. They'll probably still clear up if pitted against Ed Sheeran for any award for which white people qualify though.

Ultimately, they both make grey cygnets. However, where both phenotypes co-exist, one suspects that the white swans have their wallets nicked and their cloaca's fucked inside out against their will.

Isn't shoving a hose up a cat's arse and irrigating it until it bursts a slight overreaction to it curling one off under your hydrangeas?

Isn't she a regular consumer of the doner kebab? She's not hideous, but top 20? Who's in your top 50 @Carl Sway, Jade Goody?

How do you rate your chance of touching the sides after Ed's BBC?

That's a nice thing to say about your milkman.

If some cunt has fixed a Rolex for £60 I want their contact details. £600ish for a service and new mainspring on mine this year. Cunts.

She also won Arsenal's 2014/15 golden dildo award recognising her fanny tonguing achievements. 107 minutes straight without coming up for air. Impressive.

You're definitely not a Punkape multi then.

It's a fair bet that sitting on those hard school chairs was a tad uncomfortable after a length of clergy cock every Sunday.