Goober

I hope they make haggis out of him and serve him up to that Jimmy Crankie cunt that's running Scotland into the ground.

If needs must.

Genius. What a fucking idiot you are. You remind me of blokes that say they don't wear a condom because they don't fuck poofs or 'dirty whores'. At least you'd say that if you'd ever found anyone willing to fuck you. Where's all this evidence of masks not working you keep banging on about? Doesn't exist. I've probably seen less than a dozen people in shops not wearing masks since these rules were brought in. It therefore amazes me how many people rock up on here claiming they give the middle finger to the rules. Blowhard internet bullshiter.

I'd steal the portrait of Maggie Thatcher and hang it in my bog.

Only Mtembe, of course. How dare you impune his fidelity. Therefore, you wouldn't get his golf club in you.

@Ape™️ is OK, unless you're a complete and utter prick. Just saying. Nothing to see here. Move on. Wanker.

Lot of fucking good that does me now! I'll accept the good will token though and let you scratch me behind my ears again. Who's a good boy!

You didn't even give it a like and now you're plagiarising it. Bastard, bastard, bastard!

Oi! That's my line! Git.

Don't trust @Eric Cuntman, he'll whisper sweet nothings in your ear, tickle you in places you wouldn't show your mother, then, once you shoot your likes all over his face, he'll drop you and move on to the next gullible newbie. He's a strumpet.

More likely to be in straightjacket, somewhere... Rats are impossible to eradicate. He'll be back.

I've checked with Diane Abbott and she's confirmed it's correct. She also added that because she's white she should have served 83 years for each child.

That'd be a tad irresponsible. They could do for a whole secondary school with that.

Was that his wanton North Korean replacement for Ming, following her 4th time of passing?

I hope they don't get the winter fuel allowance cuz they won't need it. "Mairead! It's a bit parky tonight, luv, bung a couple of the kids on the fire will ya."

You left off one or two zeros, surely? You'd definitely need to tie your feet to something very secure before plunging into that pink, slimy circle of hell.

Harsh. Not even Harvey is that fucking desperate.

Didn't he turn 18 several months ago? Have I missed him being nominated?

Ratty to the main board, Ratty to the main board.

12 Angry Stupid Fucking Cunts.

The Man with no Brains.

He's Spasticus!

I feel like I've gotten off to a bad start with the idiot Greek second time around. Perhaps I should extend a laurel branch? I could invite him over for drinky poos and when he gets here I could ask him to hold the toilet roll for me whilst I shit in his loafers before stabbing him through the eye with the laurel branch.

Frank, how many times do you need telling? Are you really so dim? No cares one jot about your opinions, least of all me. Fuck off, cock dribble.

I can't really remember his radio stuff, only his TV shows. Funny bloke. Can't imagine anyone on any BBC medium taking the piss out of someone fucking a goat these days though.