Dyslexic cnut

You’re working my corner, Gypps…knock it off.

‘White Ace’ and ‘fuck’s.’ Otherwise, quite correct, Major.

That’s Evertonians for ya.

I’ve fingered her. Lost me sovereign ring, watch & cufflinks. She got the ale in too…during.

Fuck’s going on here?

Michael J Fox. Caught red handed in a tambourine shop.

Have it your way, I admire your optimism not to mention your Punkers’ lifestyle. But if you find her with a fake Selmer sticking out of her bloodstained ear, you’ll know @PANZER MURPHY’s tracked you down, Billy.

I hope it weighs 25lb at birth and comes tearing out of mummy’s ring piece causing an agonising and fatal faecal infection…then it dies.

Bag ladies’ period sim. Unpalatable. ‘Don’t buy Mrs Timpkin’s home made jam, vicar. I’ve tasted nicer bag ladies’ period.’

Boxing glove on a spring, like a sim. Descriptive of a noisomely miasmatic stoat. A stinky fanny. 'I pulled down her pants and the stink hit me in the face like a boxing glove on a spring. And now over to Robert Peston for the latest developments from Wall Street.'

My Profanisaurus App has crashed…no more ‘Roger has a new profanity for you’ messages. I’m lost.

Except Jennings signed for Hebe FC two months after Blanchflower retired. Never played together…both cunts, yet neither would be seen dead in Cape Verde.

Your six posts on the subject suggest otherwise. As for anonymity when Michael Collin’s boys come looking for you…how hard will it be to track down a fat cunt in a Liverpool shirt with teeth like Dick Emery’s vicar driving an imaginary M4 full of pine needles and a key fob stinking of Roops’ virginal cunt? You’re fucked. Bill Shankly was a cunt.

A ‘lifelong red’ who doesn’t know his manager’s name? ‘Twas ever thus. The trophy cabinet is empty but the conscience is clear, I mean, it’s not like we’ve trampled 39 Italians and children to death now is it? You can’t be happy about the National Anthem…your National Anthem being booed by the murdering filth? Now, had they tried that on the Shankill Road…

Or, get caught slipping it a crippler? Let me think on this, Eric but I appreciate your input.

Fancy a swap?

Of course you are Billy, after all, you’re from Norn Ireland. You couldn’t find analfield with a satnav up your arse and an A-Z between your ceramic teeth. I think you’ll find that Murder FC have a far more illustrious history of relegation than the city’s senior club. I’d be more concerned about a knock on the door from Sinn Fein when you’re forced to hand your bowler hat & sash in. @PANZER MURPHY’s boys are coming for you. Football’s for Irons, comparatively.

Reported for thread derailment. Keep your nose out if it, Seamus.

It’s just a shame only 97 of them were trampled to death by their own delinquent pissed up fans. Brian Clough was right and David Duckenfield should have been rewarded with a Lordship. Fuck the scouse vermin.

Try the imaginary all inclusive at the Hilton. @Trucking Funt can’t speak highly enough of it. You utter tramp.

Let the Cunt breathe ffs. Have you seen the calibre of some of the twats on here lately? Also, mind your mouth.

No, they don’t. You stupid little cunt.

I’m a dead ringer for Putin, so you may have a point. Also, fuck off.

Bit brutal, Jako. The gay pseud toff has been banged up for a year.

Reported.