Dyslexic cnut

You’ve pulled this ‘phoney misinterpretation’ fake fury before. You’re not getting away with it again you jumped-up inbred. Make your own way up the LB if it’s important to you (remember what happened last time you pulled this bollocks?) Now fuck off to the stable and get your head down. I’ll see you tomorrow.

Utterly fucking clueless. You don’t do subtlety don’t you? Geordies eh? Living proof that 2000 years ago a pissed up dwarf jock scrambled over Hadrian’s Wall and raped a donkey. Bumpkin cunt.

Oh the fucking irony of it.

I’m fucking telepathic now am I? Keep chewing your baccy and mind your half-jock beak.

Get fucked…pissed-up Coalyokel Cunt.

His brother, ‘Brian’ was far better. You old dead poof.

He’s chosen to play the grammar game with me. I thought I’d highlight his faux pas. You’ve got the wrong end of the stick…again!

Pile of cunt.

Well apostrophised, RK.

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Noted.

Roops’ Kike punchbag.

It did…you’re working my corner here.

Rayner could garner male horny voters if she just gave us a quick tasteful glimpse of her vadge.

Bawso. Frank has reported me today for racialisticness. How can that happen? Everyone on here knows that my ex-wife was a non-swimmer, which is probably why she drowned. Well, that and the weight of the leg manacles. Thoughts?

Delayed the grotesque rip until late May while I scheme. I hope she treads on a mine in the interim.

Ukraine’s entry. A balalaika version of ‘Going Underground.’ The Mariupol mix via Zoom. Bet you.

Got your popcorn ready then?

Knowing my luck it could be Baws trannying it up.

It’s got plastic loafers on….it’s possibly Frank.

Fuck off. Dead cunt.

It has to be Rayner. You won’t be high-fiving your mates coming out of Abbott’s bedroom…the utter shame of it. Eeeuuwww.

Ed. I’ve liked some of your recent work but, I’ll be honest, I don’t know you very well. To move forward, can you oblige me with an honest answer? Are you black? Straight question.

Thank you for your fucking empathy. Lovely.