Dyslexic cnut

Do something, Francis. The Corner is a fucking shambles and the weekend high point is penned by Decs who’s as pissed as a cunt. Yet you just sit there and let it happen. You’re a fucking disgrace.

The Doc has never quite got over being savaged by @Wolfie over a year ago and has never forgiven me for highlighting the fact. As soon as he moves on from that event the sooner the real, and very capable former CC big hitter will return….imho, with all due sycophancy, etc…

Is ‘shame’ acceptable as the cause of death, on the certificate?

Did either of your parents suffer, towards the end or was their demise comfortably managed?

Just how fucking old are you, Pen? Condoms we’re invented in 1855.

At least my parents never went out screaming in an abbatoir. Fuck off…headcase.

Disrespectful sheep-cunt.

Are you an only child, Pen? If it’s any consolation, I was very sexually active in 1986. It was quite the year for me.

Where you close to your mother, Pen?

Can’t say too much as Roops will go ballistic. But if ever there’s a woman that deserved the shoeing that she got, it was her. She’s an utter cunt. Currently banging an elderly, ahem, Asian ‘businessman’ who feeds her diamonds for gobbles. Vile, charity robbing bitch. I want her dead.

The ginger one lives near me. I always thought he was a wanker until I heard how his last marriage ended. He punched fuck out of his (ex) wife who is a barrister and a vile cunt, so, he’s a nice fella in my eyes.

Get a young, vulnerable female Ukranian refugee in. We sold our’s to Billy & paid our mortgage(s) off.

What the fuck is a ‘mortgage?’ You scruffy, debt-laden peasant.

He could always skin a polar bear to keep warm while he was down there eh Billy? Lol.

You Tubercoons listen to your TV’s and watch your wirelesses…probably.

He was from a Swiss family, you racist, bigoted Little Englander Cunt. Do you know how he got his hair-lip?

My best mate’s big brother stuck an unloaded gat into his mouth to scare him. Then the stupid cunt (forgetfully) pulled the trigger. Four teeth and a pint of blood later…his Dad took the belt to him.

Try my ‘fuck all’ tariff…I’ll send the lads with the rubber boots around your unaware Cunt. I’ve got underfloor heating in the garden for nowt. Why pay ffs? Fuck ‘em.

Fingered her.

Silence…corpse-cunt.

It’s not my fight, it’s quite an enjoyable watch and I’ve taken no sides at all. You’ve been told to keep your sweaty schlong out of it, how is the good doctor’s ‘sphincteral aperture’ this morning? Cosy are you?

I’ve had many a punch up with Wolfie so I’m not sure how you’ve come up with that one, Pen.

Better, HS. Drop the childish nursery rhymes and you’ll be fine.

Ahh Declan… from, erm…Merseyside. Decs?

Apologies Gypps. I’m working too much right now and I’ve taken my eye off the ball.