Old Chap Raasclaat

Are you a fucking twat?

Fucking this, fucking that. You're trying too hard again Harold. Calm down and get over your excitement at being allowed back on here. Do you understand?

I'm sick of you and Pen flooding the board with shite like this. Any cunt with even a little bit of self awareness would notice the lack of likes and/or the lack of comments and shut the fuck up. Your attempts at humour are as bad as you topic ideas and I can only come to the conclusion you're both trying to kill this website. What a parasitic pair of utter cunts you both are. I can only hope @Penny Farthing takes offence at this (as the resident transbumder ticket inspector) and takes a load of Viagra and beats you to death with his massive schlong. Stupid pair of freak cunts. Fuck right off.

Fucking hell, even your military are a load of bumders. Lol.

Whilst off my rocker the other day, I decided to pay a rare early morning visit to the corner. I regularly check the online user list to see what's trending etc only to find @Frank lurking around like some faggot on Hampstead Heath. Lol. I asked him why he's 'on ere' at that time of night/morning and rather than own his disturbing behaviour he signed out immediately. I checked again a minute or two later to see the same 'Guest' looking at the same topic. The stupid bastard thought he could sneakily carry on undetected. Lol. What a creepy cunt.

I would certainly rather any young red blooded male watch this than a bender, weirdo in a wig singing about Mike who's a 'Walnut head' or gay dancing to some poofter anthem lol. There are a disproportionate amount of Greek bumders, Frank, going way back to the days of the Senate. It's clearly in your lots DNA and you need to play your part in erradicating it. Killing yourself, although a last resort is also a step in the right direction. Fuck off. Lol.

The ambulance still hasn't arrived, the NHS is clearly nearly as fucked as I was. Lol. Only went and met up with @DonGaargonphalusflavius to ask what the fuck his game is didn't I. Anyways, he rolled a spliff, I had a bit and like him, what I then wrote made sense (to me) at the time. That's the last time I'm bothering with that cunt, the fact that I was up for three days had nothing to do with it. Lol.

Apologies for the late reply RK, I got shot at the Notting Hill carnival on the Sunday, recovered and got shot again on the Monday, what a fucking pile of cunt eh. There's killing Raas though, as I'm already dead (and aged 124). Unfortunately, I think the Harold is near impossible to kill and like @Penny Farthing has no shame and totally lacks self awareness, still daring to post here after 5000+ posts and only 300 odd likes lol... what a fucking deluded idiot. He would have earned a lot of respect had he killed Pen and killed himself shorty afterwards but it doesn't look like it'll happen. I've noticed @ChildeHarold is trying a slightly different approach and trying not be a total bellend, but he'll no doubt revert to his old self if he hasn't already... Anyways, fuck all that shit, I've been up for at least 2+ days lol and I'm beyond tired and wasted. I've got some old school rave music playing (I've shared a bit on the music thread) and I want to wake to up some of my new neighbours RK but that would be taking the piss this time of the morning right? The boring wankers have only gone and set up a fucking WhatsApp (and included me) group to discuss the Mews we live in and have been discussing some proposed building changes near us all fucking day. I mean the constant building work going on is a nuisance but it's not going to stop is it? We all objected but it appears at least our six 6 separate objections have been ignored and they being allowed to extend anyways As long as the right people get their 'free' fully paid up holdays and the odd brown envelope, they'll continue to grant planning permission for these super rich wankers. I've been ignoring their messages all day and it wouldn't surprise me if all the houses in the neighborhood collapsed (like Port Royal) anyways, what with all the cunts extending downwards to accommodate theire wine cellars, swimming pools and cinemas. I'll tell you what RK, these rich outsider bastards mostly moved here because they liked the vibe of the place, without realising they're helping to kill it and I can't fucking stand any of them. What with the lack of sleep (I'm sure I'm seeing things moving that don't seem to be there) I'm in the mood to burn there damn houses to the ground and I was wondering what you thought about it?

A rare remix that beats the original in my opinion.

Eric, the funerals all gone to shit. I knew Roops had been feeding him too much jerk chicken.

Forgive my late response CG, I've been on a flight Jamaica, as we are repatriating the body of our beloved Edward 'Eddie' Winston Clark... I haven't slept, what with organising the the nine night ceremony in Jamaica. I've also organised a 14 gun salute at Fort Charles, Port Royal and goodbye parties across the island. Eddie was a hero to the youth here, they all aspired to be an actor of his calibre... I remember fondly watching the youth walking around practicing his legendary EastEnders line 'Awwwight Pat, Carol's left me, elp me aaaht'. It was also Eddie's wish for any financial donations to be sent directly into my bank account. Thanks for creating such a thoughtful thread at this difficult time.

Can't find it on Google Frank, is it an exclusive 'pop up' Indian restaurant?

Reported. Reported.

Good old Yevgeny is a goner, lol. Don't know a lot about the now dead cunt but I remember him giving it all that on the Tele a while ago, disrespecting Putin. What a stupid now dead cunt, don't fuck with Putin, proper gangster. Lol. Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin feared dead in plane crash https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12437935/Private-plane-believed-transporting-Wagner-chief-Yevgeny-Prigozhin-crashes-Russia.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton

They'll be bathing in the Ganges whilst wearing Prada next Eric. I might trash my local Indian takeaway later.

CG, India has more millionaires than the UK, are now a recognised space power and we continue to give them foreign aid. All this is happening and we can't stop a load of rubber dinghy's in the English channel. This whole thing stinks, the stench is worse than the smell emanating from Chandrayaan-3, after the doors were opened after 40 longs days of curry farts, curry B.O and curry breath after making its way to the moon. It's putting me off going for a curry now and I was wondering what you thought about it?

It's a strange phenomena CB, I personally think all the newbies should be made to post a link to their Facebook/Instagram profiles for regulars to inspect and to reassure the regulars of the corner that they are not the same as all these other 'sign up to peer in, one post wonders'. @Spatz?

Have you investigated the possibility that she's a one night stand from ages ago KB (that you were too wasted to remember)? I think there's more to this feud than meets the eye, she clearly thought the two of you were forever after all those sweet nothings you whispered in her ear 20 years ago (before giving her one up the wrong'un). Lol.

Hello 'Spatz' how are you getting on then? I'm Raas and welcome to the corner. I was wondering if you thought it a good idea to come steaming in, reviving a three year old thread and acting like you're part of the furniture or something? I like you Spatz, I think you're gonna go far lad and I have every faith in you.

The rise of the east is gathering pace CG, whilst the west is slowly fading... China landed their own noodle craft on the moon years ago. I noticed Xi Jinping visiting South Africa the other day, no doubt offering infrastructure improvements in return for iron, copper etc. They've also been buying up the US dollar also, the clever bastards. Brexit or no Brexit we are a services country now, we make nothing... We almost lost the ability to produce steel (a key facet to any major power) thanks to the fucking Tories and we were bailed out by bud bud ding ding owned Tata steel. Nevermind, we are one of the leading powers with regards to AI and what could possibly go wrong with that? I mean it's not like we aren't already overcrowded with jobs disappearing at a rapid rate, millions already on the dole and AI set replace vast amounts of low skilled jobs. Lol. It wouldn't surprise me if the curry craft was made out of Sheffield steel our Prime Minister and fellow bud bud ding ding Rich Snake sold the Indians on the cheap. Lol. All this talk of curry has reminded me of my upcoming east end visit, @Frank I'm going to be in the brick lane area mid next week, what curry house would you recommend? I'm looking for high quality Fwank. Thanks in advance.

Are you American? I thought it's likeable? Either way you sound a bit upset 'Zev' and so you should be... You've nobody but yourself to blame for the hidings you receive here, every day, every month, year after year. Lol. I'm not here to be liked by the way and why would I want a twisted cunt like you liking me? You're in no position to talk about girlfriends either, after lying about having a girlfriend who works at Billingsgate market... (Lol) you know, the one you 'visit' there and not at her/your home (like most normal people do). If this girl exists, does the she even know she's 'your' girlfriend? (Lol). You really are a creepy, sinister bastard. Lol. Fuck off.

Zev, I'm sorry to hear you didn't get the last pooper scooper job I sent ya. However another ones turned up... https://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=e952179c05abd359&from=serp&prevUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.indeed.com%2Fq-pooper-scooper-jobs.html I'll personally chip in towards your flight costs to the USA (it's the United States of America, Zev, despite the job title, it doesn't mean 'Unlimited Shit Available). Get in there quick old chap, and let me know if you were successful. Lol.