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Old Chap Raasclaat

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  1. Did you actually say that? You Grandad aged spastic, dear oh dear. Lol.
  2. Harold, you stupid, demented old cunt. The original Band Aid was recorded at Sarm West Studios, down the road from me near Portobello road. What do think about that?
  3. Only elc could make his first comment on new topic and inspire himself to write another (shit) great nomination... according to himself. Have you got any holidays coming up elc? Are you planning on shutting the fuck up and/or fucking off anytime soon?
  4. Not interested, I'm totally wasted and have better things to do than converse with a green sock wearing idiot, who has a like to post ratio under 50%. Do you understand?
  5. Join me in picking on@entitled little cunt then, you greasy, faggot cunt. Cmon lets get him.
  6. I'm now looking for a Girlfriend in the Greatest Britain after becoming a UK citizen, CG. Tell me, are all the women as Ladylike as you?
  7. Apart from the dreadful punctuation etc, are you able to provide a link to said Green Party electoral hopeful getting part of her finger bitten off? Or, have you made it up to suit another one of your awful nominations? You will provide a link or give proper answer, elc.
  8. No shit, elc. Could it be you bored the women (men?) In your life to death with your pound shop Alf Garnet impersonation? 'I'll tell, you, what. Daphne.theeeres to many darkys in the country.even thoug Im parrt bud bud ding ding, we needs to get the darky out'. It's no wonder old Daphne fucked off and ended up sucking a black schlong is it? You boring, thick fucking spastic. Lol.
  9. Shut up you cunt. PS. Did you and the old banger make it to Skye? Lol.
  10. Did you you enjoy your mental assybum sex? You're clearly not faint hearted, elc. Anymore badly written tales we can look forward to?
  11. We are the only country in the world that has sold off it's water, energy etc etc... There can be no benefit in privatising utilities, profit is there motivation for investing and upkeep and maintenance is way down the list of priorities. I was watching the news the other day and it showed a beautiful river flooded with various sewage and obviously tonnes of shit (@and was the only one swimming in and gulping it up, they had to drag him out). I like a swim in the sea in Devon or Cornwall but I'm not sure anymore, I don't want some floater around me in the sea... I realised a long time ago that the water companies are not allowed to disconnect your water supply (clean water being a necessity or something) so me not being one to be ripped off have never paid a water bill, ever. I usually give some down and out a couple of quid and put their name on it. Lol. Wessex water are owned by YTL (Malaysian) and Thames Waters shareholders include Canadian pension fund Omers and China's Sovereign Wealth Fund. They can all go fuck themselves. The money is better in my pocket than theirs. I should start a Raas Money Saving Expert YouTube channel. Lol
  12. Good to see you back, Decs. Franks been making even more of a cunt of himself than usual of late, even turned on his gay pal @Witheredscrote recently and got @Dyslexic cnut coolered. The bandy legged, bald, failed musician faggot cunt needs a hiding.
  13. Do you think Frank wears white jeans/trousers to hide the semen leaking out his maggot as he admires his 'surroundings' in South East Asia?
  14. Yet more doom and gloom from the son of a Pakistani. Stop moaning and put some extra hours in your corner shop, you depressing bud bud ding ding.
  15. It's Good Friday, Harold. I fried my super fresh fish Jamaican style last night, and will eat it today with bread, onions and scotch bonnet chilli pepper with Jamaican bun for dessert and I was wondering what you thought about it? PS. If I catch you eating any meat on this Holy day, your fucking dead.
  16. Have you emigrated, CG. You've been gone ages, you've pulled a sicky haven't you? It's no wonder the NHS is fucked. You forgot @Mrs Roops is also a Government advisor on the NHS, who reports directly to Sunak. Consider yourself reported.
  17. Good for him and them. Apart from being a skint, bitter old perverted cunt what's your problem?
  18. I've looked up dear departed George and I didn't really know who this 'Star' is/was... Seems his talent was being filmed watching TV for Gogglebox and he appeared on 'Celebrity Big Brother' lol. I think it's a win win all round, George gets more fame now than he probably ever dreamed of and we're all glad he's dead. On a different note but ladder related, one of my favourites sayings. 'Better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb than half way up one you dont' ©️Raas 1874.
  19. It's no wonder you didn't get any responses when you wrote this in your personal adverts description. Truthful nonetheless. Lol.
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