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  1. ProfB
    I had it outside on the hottest day of the century - don't be nasty about Big Kazza BigBollox 😡
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    Hi Corner Chums - ProfB was posting away last Sunday when something terrible happened - My Passionfruit Absolute vodka (women’s vod) went arse over shit & onto my Macbook Pro - AKA MBP. I woke up Mon AM to find my MBP drowning? I got the water out of its lungs using ‘Air Duster’ - I googled & the bloggers said wait 48 hours? There is life in my MBP - but the bottom row of keys don’t work, so I couldn’t ‘log in’ - had to get an Apple magic keyboard to login in, plus a new macbook pro to transfer my data from the wet MBP to the new one Hi there, it’s ProfB, I am back. M1 chip anybody? But I did sneak in the other day on the wet MBP using magic keyboard to admire APE’s high forehead & good looks. Bloggers say use towels & hairdryers - I ain’t having a ruddy bath? Good evening everyone? Love ProfB XXX
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    You look beautiful, your high forehead means you are very intelligent Mr Ape.

    Love Prof B xxx

  4. ProfB
    I love you to bits King Billy XXX I don't want anyone picking on you. Love Prof B XXX
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    Mo Farah

    ProfB replied to Neil's topic in The Corner

    SERIOUSLY? No one posting for 45 mins - norms the corner won't shut up - 99.9 Male, so I presume the lads are on the lavs? (or something).
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    Mo Farah

    ProfB replied to Neil's topic in The Corner

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    Mo Farah

    ProfB replied to Neil's topic in The Corner

    Human waste is problematic because it can transmit disease, as can that of carnivores such as dogs, cats, rats and pigs, which share parasites with humans. For edible crops, vegetarian critters — cows, horses, rabbits, alpacas and, yes, goats — are a safer choice.
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    Corner viewers will find you post BORING.
  9. ProfB
    I love 🤴 Billy so I hope he's not being moaned at? Cambers, you always seem to have a bee in your bonnet? Have you ever chilled? Love ProfB xxx
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    It's going to reach 37 or 38 for me tomorrow - I love extremes. Big Kazza - has loss 15 lbs - she's JUICING.
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    Henry vaccy was involved in a sex act because a retired vicar felt naughty. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11013975/Naughty-retired-vicar-74-caught-carrying-sex-act-Henry-Hoover.html No idea which model? Wet & Dry Cylinder? Vintage one from eBay? Bagless? No mention of what brand his tights were - probably Wolford Satin touch 20 denier Love ProfB xxx
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    Yes, I am giving 'fluid gender' a crack of the whip - I even pinched big kazza arse the other day for a lark.
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    To be honest, so would I. Love ProfB xxx
  14. ProfB
    PS I am NOT ready for Radish Sunhat - no one is, only him.
  15. ProfB
    Nadine said Radish Sunhat was using dark arts, I believe that - they prey to goddesses - Lakshmi & then their wishes come true. They don’t eat, they FAST then their wishes come true, How else could he be PM, he doesn’t have Boris’s wit, charm or good looks. He claims he’s the new Mags T, more like he had a crush on her when he was 4 1/2. Please god make sure Radish Sunhat doesn’t get in
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    Mo Farah

    ProfB replied to Neil's topic in The Corner

    I have a green Safeway crate in my car boot, it's very useful. I should be on the corner properly tomorrow night. Love ProfB xxx PS I found a golf ball on my front a few years back. (front garden) & I am miles off a golf course - must've been an act of god as I am on the sea front - coastal erosion, not golf balls, keeps me awake at night?
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    Women's vod is out -ProfB XXX
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    You wouldn't.
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    It might be a lad's thing - Sally James, but I once flashed at Hector's House. Love Prof B xxx
  20. ProfB
    Hi there 👑 Billy - are you enjoying the heatwave? Love ProfB xxx
  21. ProfB
    Bring it on: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10999687/Dog-walkers-caught-without-poo-bags-fined-100-local-council-gives-wardens-new-powers.html ProfB - trod in dog shit at the sea front. Pick up your dog’s shit, & have amply bags with you or pay £100. If I made the rules it would be pay £100, have your cock sliced off & be sent to Rwanda. I already did the dog shit nom once before, nowt’s changed. Love ProfB xxx
  22. ProfB
    😢 She never said- she HATES cricket.
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    YAWN - how is this exciting for a corner viewer to read?
  25. ProfB
    Had to Google who: Nick Kyrgios was What's he done? Seems like certain corner member get upset over SFA. 🤸
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