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I don't: Gorge. Love ProfB XXX

He doesn't cut the mustard for me. He cuts Fergie's mustard. Even the Queen has told him - on your bike lad, I am done with your antics, or something like that?

Hey this is a toe tapper!

I don't like the look of this guy, female intuition tells me to steer clear. Love ProfB xxx

I went into Tesco's with my mask on back to front, blue inside rather than out - I wasn't stopped by security, I don't think anyone noticed to be honest with you. Love ProfB xxx

He had an airport named after him, don't know if he haunts it? I've heard of ghost flights. So yes, George must be at the airport. Love profB xxx

Ta for your interesting feedback, cute forum members. Love ProfB xxx

I believe her, because I too have experienced the unexplained. Love ProfB xxx

It was a 'works event', I am self employed. Yes he did send pervy pictures of cartoon animals & stole my Christmas tree crumpet photos. Someone called Jas, fumigated my inbox & no more iffy photos since. Love ProfB xxx

How much is that doggie in the window?

Sorry Mrs Roots, but I'd downed loads of Absolut Passionfruit Flavoured Vodka - & slipped up. Passionfruit-flavoured vodka, with hints of orange blossom makes it perfect to drink on warm evenings (or to brighten up cooler ones!) I was brightening a cooler one 😬 I didn't do it on purpose, I've read the corner terms. Please forgive me, I wouldn't harm a fly. Love ProfB xxx

I was quoting your quote goat face. It was Baws that made the original great post, he should be awarded for his super comments on the forum which keep corner viewers glued to the forum day & night. Hi Baws! Love Prof B

Love ProfB XXX My knife could slice your bollox off, I'd keep them in a jar & take them home with me. You can come too if you want? While I am 'slightly endearing' - & much, much more. I am looking for a hubby.

Bastard, I want to let your tyres down & shit on your helmet camera. This sort of cunt should be shot at dawn (as they say?). Love ProfB XXX

Musique? Yes, here we go: Come they told mePa rum pum pum pumA new born King to seePa rum pum pum pum Was hoping to see a LUNCHBOX, but never mind Love Prof XXX

Vigilante cyclist Mike van Erp, 49 who had a camera on his head & filmed Lamps with a cup of coffee in his right hand and a phone in his left, & a black and white dog in the passenger seat. The footage doesn’t prove Lamp’s phone was on, so Mr Loophole got him off. 😡

They ping off, & no one ever understands 😡 I have two, not one.

No kicked off, by a VERY ANGRY PROFB & I have them in a jam jar & he's not getting them back. EVER. 😡

Gone back to where he came from with a flea in his ear. Love ProfB xxx

Oi - I am an hearing aid wearer, you have missing bollox.

NO

I thought you was going to say Dogsthorpe

She won't be happy with Boris.

Spot I keep sending you PMs, check your inbox. No I cannot imagine that hapless bunch in power, they couldn't organise a piss up or works event in a brewery - unlike Boris. Love ProfB xxx