We ain't - the UK is the land of Milk & Honey.
OK it costs more than I'd like to fill up my Audi (quattro A3 sportback), but Morries still has my WOMAN'S VODKA on offer, so what is not to like?
You are a gloom merchant - you doomsday fan club member.
Big Kazza is on her way over as I write, furnished with 4 packets of walkers prawn cocktails crisps, 2 packets of Mr Kiplings Viennese Whirls & 4 botts of prosecco & we will watch Top Gun (again - Kazza sees herself as a Kelly Mc whatsit plus size). Yeah, she'lll be bringing honey, dry roasted peanuts again too- I steer clear).
8.30 she'll be here, so I ain't posting anymore tonight.
Talk of the devil - Kazza is here now, nice & early.
Goodnight