ProfB

Yes, & he'll be burning incense sticks in the House of Parls - I recommend Sandalwood, it's great for manifesting your wishes. (Big K my besty, met her new fella within 24 hours of profB's magic spell). Will he be 'fasting' in return for the gods lowering energy bills?

Yes you tell him Eric & only boys care about Dr Who for some reason? Me & my bestie Big Kazza are more into fondant fancies, than 'tardis's' 🙉

You don't pull the wool over my eyes - you live with your Mam & daren't date a girl (or boy for that matter). Curl up and die, you cunt wagon without an handbrake. Major - your willy is teeny. Mrs Roots should ban you for not having sufficient man meat. Gonna tell her about you (reporting your small willy & void personality), so you better start praying. Love ProfB XXX

Menstrual cycle?

Who is really the cunt? Who is the angry one? Who knows he's in the wrong?

Fanny scored.

That's like my fav quote- when one door opens, another closes.

Yes.

Does the new PM, Radish Sunhat have a gun?

This nom & your comment are boring - corner visitors want to read exciting things about willies, fannies & how to win millions - not cloths pegs, you sad case. Love ProfB xxx

Big Kazza's great Aunty Tilly needs to get her ball fixed, Radish Sunhat is the new PM, how long will he last? Mind you, he's the guy who says, stay home, here's your wages & a few vouchers to eat out.

Leave Eric alone you Old Bag Love ProfB XXX

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I love your dog King Billy, what's your dog's name - do spill.

Boris will be back in power by Fri. My bestie, Big Kazza's great Aunty Tilly got her crystal ball out & predicted, BoJo is going to do a Churchill & come back again. Like a boomerang. She also correctly predicted Big K, would meet a lovely young man Sat & she did: Nigel-James, a male nurse.

Hi gorgeous

Hi Eric - are you ready for Halloween? 🎃

Are they stolen?

Or try Olivia Wilde's special salad dressing: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11331787/Olivia-Wilde-shares-salad-dressing-recipe-amid-Jason-Sudeikis-split-drama.html

YES Decco

Where is Spotto anyway?

Noo, Eric it's just coincidence I land an antelopes postings, to say Hi to Spotty. It could be you next Eric. & she/he's nasty about Panzer - he's simply soo chilled he's horizontal - he doesn't bitch, nor have a dated laptop for a brain. Please don't be cross Eric.

No, she cannot be saved - it's fate, she's had her 15 mins worth. Boris will be back soon. Hiya King Billy - how are you doing?

Liz Truss, gave Kawasaki Fartwang the boot, now it's obvs to ProfB Kawasaki Fartwang, is doing Voodoo on Lizzy Dripping, her days are numbered. My bestie Big Kazza does tarot readings, she got her cards out this lunch time - Boris will be back in power before the end of the year.

Shooting at them might work, they'd drop like flies.