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Maguire injured. It's coming home, it's coming home 👍

That was pretty much my take on it, until the game kicked off to reveal an opposition who would struggle against the Red Lion at the park on Sunday morning. We can now look forward to media drooling, and a parade of pundits sagely pointing out that "you can only beat what's in front of you." (a sentiment, incidentally, frequently endorsed by Neil.)

The gayers can console themselves while our players sink to their knees in adoration of St George Of Floyd, by imagining it's in preparation for delivery of a blowjob.

One can only surmise Bill that Mr Allen reads these pages and received this kick up the arse he so desperately required. I think you can safely claim the credit for his late sprint over the finishing line.

"They're Jackson Pollocks." "I'd agree with you there, mate."

Yes, I saw that our players will be kneeling. Again. Perhaps rather than kneeling in disapproval of something we have no control over, we should decline to participate in events hosted by countries whose policies we don't like or agree with. Obviously, the ragheads are fine killing poofs and stoning women to death, that's all good. Thieves? Chop their fucking hands off. Beers? Lock 'em up Abdul!! But if an American policeman kills an American citizen, in America, we're duty bound to express our horror. Fucking virtue signalling cunts. I fucking hate Southgate, I hope he gets caught with his knob out and publicly flogged. 😡😡😡

I haven't had one since he was issuing Ratten.

Black Mould killed him?? Fucking hell, not another stabbing. 😡

If you need a mentor, I'm here for you 🍺🍻🥃

Is this 18 egg omelette to soak up the booze already consumed, or the anticipated incoming deluge?

Link please

My interest was piqued by this remark from Eddie on Ape's "Porkpie Hat" thread. Neil, what do you make of the two Chelsea players who are in a relationship?

Wimmen, Bill. I'll never understand them.

It's supposedly two teammates, with most of the money being on James and Mount at Chelsea.

He's on his way out of this one, unless he suddenly sparks into life. Ding Junhui looks like whitewashing him.

I still don't know what pair of footballist benders Eddie was referring to the other day. The problem being that if you type "gay footballers" into google, the computer explodes.

OCD 1

Can't say I've ever noticed Decs, and I've done my share of motoring there. To be fair, since gaining immunity by spending three hours of pure sweat-drenched trembling naked terror behind the wheel of a hire car negotiating my way through the centre of Naples, I rarely notice anything amiss in the behaviour of other road users. I genuinely thought the Reaper was upon me.

Baws sanitises them twice before each journey, and three times after use. With colour coded numbered lint-free cloths and disinfectant within a ten day limit of it's use-by date. Rear seats first, then front passenger and finally the drivers seat. 👍👍

I trust you don't emulate that utter poofery Scrotes, for fucksake, he's wearing a helmet. Is that even permitted in La Belle France?? I thought it was officially banned, like washing or not smoking.

My 2004 2.4 saloon still runs like a dream, with 130k on the clock. There's a few glitches, such as the satnav dvd drive expiring and the temperature display requiring an occasional whack on the dashboard to reappear, but it remains one of the nicest (and quickest) motors I've ever driven. That's staying on the road for the foreseeable, Greta can fuck right off.

They never forget these minor hiccups, do they. I bet she threw that little incident back at you til the day she left, three weeks later. 🤬

In what parallel universe does this statement make any kind of sense? FFS.

How about those blokes who tazer themselves "to see what it feels like", Eric? 🤔😄😄

Ahem. 😡😡😄