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I assume so. I've only seen pen's recent output indirectly when it's been quoted by someone else, but there seems to have been a plaintive wailing about the cock gags that Spotter has been drafted in to deal with. It's pathetic really, if it's bothering her that much why doesn't she just block everyone who's taking the piss, like we've done with her? That way she'd never see the ribbing in the first place and it would fizzle out, that's what the ignore function is for.

Sir, Sir!! Wasn't me Sir, it was the others Sir, honestly Sir!!! 😄😄

I wondered whether the mention of the Highland Games would stir you out of your Sunday morning hangover.

Decs, why is it always "hermaphrodite" and not "himaphrodite"? Blatant sexism, imho.

Perhaps a cross between a massive rattlesnake and a massive trouser snake?

Bill, fuck right off. I've got to get some sleep tonight and images like that aren't going to help. 😡

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Frank's probably the nearest. Send him round to give them cancer.

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Indeed. And don't forget that current legislation forces all advertisers to portray only mixed race couples in UK television advertising, preferably with the male being the black one. Unless the male is also being portrayed as a useless cunt, in which case he can be white (see the Cinch ads.)

It' might just be tinnitus, but I'd swear I hear a faint rattling sound from the general direction of Torquay. 🤔

They can't have picked him for his charisma, his whiney drone reminds me of that caricatured boring priest in one of the Father Ted episodes.

There's a horrible thought. Could we build a wall? 🤔

Quarrity. 👍

Stick a couple of paragraphs in that and you'd have an inspired haiku.

Nobody likes a smartarse, Eric.

He spilled the beans (along with his man yoghurt all over the nearest male intern's buttocks) because he was about to be outed by his long-term younger boyfriend and wanted to put as positive a spin on the subject as possible. But you're correct about his heemasex tendencies render him above sanction as far as the bbc are concerned.

I didn't have you pegged as a believer, DC. We must have a discussion on theology sometime soon.

She brought most of it on herself Spott. I was perfectly pleasant to her for quite some time, she suddenly turned round and lost her fucking rag over some utterly innocuous joke which hadn't attacked or involved her in any way. In fact I think it was shortly after that every cunt piled in, she seemed to get deliberately antagonistic towards the entire puntership (all four of us.) As I recall it she was only getting back what she dished out.

I'd have thought you'd need four for whistable.

He's busy working on gems like this... Producing quality output like that takes time and effort Stubbs, you can't expect him to fraternise with the likes of you.

Do you know, Eric, for one brief moment back there I think she actually was.

That's what makes the problem pretty much insurmountable, as far as I can tell. Any gains made by technology will be more than cancelled out by continued population growth.

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Lifespans are rising pretty much everywhere, aren't they? 🤔 It seems to be purely down to plummeting birth rates, that's why it struck me that something is affecting those. Another theory is that it's happened since the advent of the contraceptive pill, the hormones in those are washing around in the water table, food chain etc, causing lowered testosterone levels.