scotty

I've heard this line before, but it still raised a chuckle. 👍

Oh, we do. We certainly do.

"Poof Wish".

Not for ratty. Meat and drink.

If I'd been shipping my disabled mum off out of the country Gypps, I'd be too busy cracking open the champagne to post on here.

Fucking hell, I can't believe that the mancs have stood still for it. 😳

Ok, we all know that airport parking is a rip off, but I suppose they have to make money on their prime location multi-storey edifices. After all, you don't actually need to park up just to be dropped off outside the terminal, right? And that has the added benefit of freeing up the car park capacity for those who need to use them for more than a few minutes. So, all well and good. However, I went to drop a friend off on her holiday yesterday, and was stunned to discover that you now have to pay a fiver just to drop someone off at the terminal. Not to park in the short stay while doing it, but just to stop the fucking car outside the fucking terminal while some cunt climbs out and fucks off. A fiver. To stop your car. Fucking unbelievable. 😡😡 Cunts.

A fortune teller once told me that I'd die a virgin, DC. So I raped her and asked for my £2 back.

There's a way out of that Bill, which I can wholeheartedly recommend.

Probably not, to be fair 😄😄

Quality. 👍👍👍

Ridiculous. That would require a straight man.

Have a little empathy, Gypps. She's doing her best. 😡

Plus if he claims to identify as a woman as well, they'll deify him.

I saw this bit OCR, and nearly vomited.

That's rather poetic, stubbs. Reminds me of this.... http://johncooperclarke.com/poems/twat

How, Pet, do you like chicken? Well, suck me cock, it's fowl.... 😄

We're cast from the same mould as Sid the Sexist, Tyneside's silver tongued cavalier.

Morning lads, alright? 😎

POIDH

This is playing with fire and I probably shouldn't say it. But back in the day, I'd have absolutely fucking wrecked her. 😍😍

I know him slightly, through a mate who's a radio producer. Absolutely top bloke, and very, very funny in person.

....and they say romance is dead.