Cuntybaws

Some people are born without a corpus callosum. I suspect at least one of them posts on here.

Do you still have the number he PM'd you?

It's fucking awful, isn't it? I mean, there have always been running vendettas but this lot almost make me nostalgic for Frank v Judge, Rat v Judge, Rothers v Judge, Judge v Pen, etc. (Can you spot any common factors there?) Never mind, we can always check out the latest conspiracy theory threads for variety, where at least Billy and Roops exhibit some wit and originality on occasion.

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Does that come with a klaxon? Asking for @Ape™️

The @Eddie profile is still there, and active, although it's not showing in the user list. "Last visited 1 hour ago"

The latter. Set chronologically between "Enterprise" and TOS (and - season 3 spoiler alert - the very distant future) its main character is a black woman named Michael.

You haven't recently been watching Star Trek: Discovery by any chance, have you?

Strangely, this is the FIFTH time this same thread has been necro'd by a one post wonder, who then disappears never to be see again. @Spatz, are you by any chance related to Nobhead, Greg michalski, Chuffbuffled, or Dog Eggs?

The Mulligatawny Soup Dragon.

I can't summon up the resolve to watch either of these cunts' videos. If they arrange a cage fight death match to decide matters, though, I'm sure I'll find time to watch that.

Leave it all to a major charity like the RSPCA. Those cunts have battalions of lawyers to ensure that the little puppies and kittens get every last penny. (Minus their exorbitant fees, of course.)

I'm surprised Uzo was ever cast to portray a child kidnapper/killer in "Orange Is The New Black", because we all know that black people never actually commit any crimes. Fucking Hollywood Jews, eh?

And a day or so before that, Russia's Luna-25 crashes on the moon. Plus ça change...

The SHADO girls were quite something!

The transforming bint was Maya, played by Catherine Schell.

It's a SHADO interceptor, from UFO. Space 1999 had the Eagles. As a lad I had the Angel interceptor and the Spectrum Pursuit Vehicle from Captain Scarlet. They used to kick fuck out of Thunderbird 2.

This is simply the greatest moment I’ve ever had since I started supporting the Spanish Women this morning.

I wonder if there'll be a bank holiday in Scotland?

I can't say I've given it a great deal of conscious thought. "Fire hot, tree pretty, Scotland useless" has always seemed self-evident. Scotland is a small nation that has never punched its meagre weight on the football field. (Perhaps just too busy inventing everything.) There's something in the Jock psyche that almost seems to enjoy losing - I'll leave you to google Mark Renton's "It's shite being Scottish" speech for yourself. That said, we did beat those oily Spanish dagos recently, and then wiped the smirk off Haaland's spam fritter of a face as a follow up. It's the hope that kills you.

I presume so, given we practically invented it. Traditions must be maintained, though, so I imagine they're complete and utter shite, like every other Scottish team since the very dawn of time.

Somewhat ironic, given the susceptibility of the Australian rabbit population to myxomatosis

I'm surprised Pizza Hut haven't already engaged Megan Rapinoe following her Southgate-like penalty debacle, but I doubt she'd be very convincing at selling a "Meat Feast" anyway. Now, if they introduced a "Badly Packed Kebab" pizza...

Captain Caveman. More specifically, the Teen Angels. More specifically, Taffy Dare.