Cuntybaws

When I was young, I was poor. Now, after many years of hard, honest, painstaking work, I am no longer young.

Like this one?

She had one hit, 33 years ago, and that was a cover version. There's no denying her legacy as one of the stupidest fucking cunts ever to slither out of Ireland, though, up against some fairly stiff opposition. My only disappointment is that it wasn't a suicide pact with Bono.

Not enough. Never enough.

Fucking vibranium, those clever darkies get everywhere. Oh, sorry, you didn't mean THAT sort of Blacklist?

Or ones with really awful fucking puns for names, like "Elaan of Troyius". At least Dr McCoy fell for Joan Collins.

Technically it's the micron-thick layer of pulverised human flesh which now coats those parts that's rotting...

It was Sean Kenney in the chair, but "The Menagerie" episodes also included archive footage of Hunter from "The Cage" pilot. Also, Vina, eh? The original green goddess.

Brilliant!

It's early days yet, but Carol Kane as Pelia in "Strange New Worlds" is already the most annoying fucking character I've ever seen in Star Trek, or perhaps in anything.

And this...

This'll teach Eric to bring Clint Eastwood into it...

The Terror of Tiny Town?

I'll be genuinely surprised if they haven't cast someone with Down's syndrome in there somewhere. No doubt they would have to be clever rather than "Dopey", despite Hollywood's current mantra that homos and freaks can only be played by real-life homos and freaks. FWIW, I anticipated this very remake a few years ago...

Is this aimed primarily at the black ones with hoods/masks and knives? The Express is surprisingly coy on that point.

Did you mean Croesus? Or does having a gorgon's head count as wealth? Has anyone else missed Rothers and his Big Book of Greek Mythology?

That would have been removed years ago if it had been an old white philanthropist with tenuous links to the cotton trade.

I must admit, when I saw the words “Price”, “train” and "world record" in a headline, Harvey's scribblings weren't the first thing that sprang to mind.

You'll be getting that grocer's apostrophe shoved up your fucking arse next time I'm in your vicinity. Old people should be shot at birth.

The women's singles finalists today were a rough looking pair of dogs. I'd be surprised if either of them menstruate. And to think I considered Diede de Groot a challenging wank...

I'm surprised Katie doesn't have a few entries herself: Most STDs Biggest bucket fanny Stupidest fucking cunt ever @Penny Farthing, come on Pen, get drawing!

Anus Mirabilis Homosexuality began In nineteen eighty-three Between the AIDS epidemic And the Communards' first LP.

I don't want to live in this world any more. Harvey Price sets new Guinness world record with train drawing