Cuntybaws
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"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me."
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That's Catholics for you.
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Not me, I'm a fucking saint.
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So was Uncle Ben.
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I just give them my best Franco Begbie dead-eyed psychopathic stare, and they tend to fuck off of their own accordion. I've goat the fuckin' cairds, Quincy, where the fuck ur ye?
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Gnasher Sturgeon. It's a thing.
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Oh dear, did you already search for "Little Miss Nude Pre-Teen"? Twat.
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Just so no-one can't say they weren't warned, it's rumoured that certain well known search engines automatically pass on the details of searches for "family naturism" and the like to the relevant law enforcement units.
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What sort of cunt could trump the inscrutable Japs at their own game? This sort of cunt, that's who. If he's not actually listening to Death Cab For Cutie, it'll be some similar sort of shit, guaranteed.
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Nothing new - this from 2+ years ago.... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/muslim-snooker-player-rory-mcleod-explains-reason-behind-isis-badge-during-welsh-open-10058567.html
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I'd give this two likes if I could. Fuck 'em all.
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There, there, love, would you like a man to do it for you? For fuck sake I can't post a link
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We can only aspire to the lofty heights of nobility exemplified by the Windsor brood.
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The crowd want bread and circuses, preferably with a side of flid jokes and shitty puns. Which is a shame, because @Alfie Noakes nomination was a delight.
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I'm pretty sure Weetabix is a molecule. Jacob's Cream Crackers are cunts.
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Before taking this as definitive evidence for the existence of our Lord Satan, we should first eliminate the improbable. You haven't actually got the alarm set for 3am have you, you dozy tart?
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Christ, your thick.
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I see what you did their.
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Piss up a rope, fuckstick.
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Only the lowest ill-educated chavs put an apostrophe in the possessive "its".
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A double fucking nosebag, maybe. She should have called her perfume "Dobbin", or "Haggard", or even "Hagrid" - anything but fucking "Lovely".
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Barba-fucking-papa, there's a nightmare from childhood I'd managed to suppress until now, thanks pal. Strangely enough, I've always found it hard to distinguish Letitia from Moomintroll.
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It wasn't really heroism as such. One of his Teesside mates told him there was a bar in the pillbox but it was last orders in 2 minutes. The effect was roughly the same as kicking Bruce Banner in the nuts.
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Remember Steve Belmer? (That's FlidSpackTM)
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She was only the greengrocer's daughter, but she taught Sir Geoffrey Howe.
