Cuntybaws

I'd have done Sally Thomsett before Tessa Wyatt any day. That filthy little chipmunk mouth looked like it could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Ah fuck it, you've rumbled my charade. Who do you think I am, Ding?

Er, sorry Rev, they're all in my cellar. Which reminds me, time to top up the baby oil in their paddling pool...

Wibble.

More than one pair of knickers? You decadent posh bird, you!

I thought you were out of the import/export game these days?

Speaking as man whose first action if presented with a plate of salt would be to season with it with some more salt, any form of "reduced" fucking anything can fuck right off and die. Diet Irn Bru - what the fuck is that about?

She really is an irritating, squint-mouthed, talentless cunt, with the sort of whiny voice that even mosquitoes find unbearable. Death to her arse.

Espanzeranto.

Did that apply to the UVF and their bowler-hatted ilk as well, or was it only the potato-dodging papists that got to blow up kids with impunity?

Just this once, the "lol" is entirely justified. ROFL

I wouldn't go so far as to say I wish he'd blown up your kids, but you'll see what I'm driving at, no doubt. Even wars have rules, not that Marine "A" paid them much heed.

It should never have gone to trial. Then he wouldn't have had to pretend to be mad. That's Marines for you, though, brave as fuck but thick as a brick.

I’d be the among the first to advocate nuking the sandy shitholes these cunts live in until only glowing glass remains, and I have minimal sympathy for the cunt he shot. However, as evidenced by the video he knew was running, he exhibited total self-awareness and premeditation and didn't sound the least bit mentally ill. If he can conceal murderous psychosis that well, letting him out might turn out to be a bit of a mistake – unless they’re planning on giving him a bin lorry and aiming him at Bradford.

If you want a job doing properly, get the right tool...

It's a shame Decimus is in the cooler. As a plastic Mick, thrice-removed, he's usually good for a sectarian wind up.

The only good catholic is, oh, you know...

Spunky's worst nightmare...

Black Lace?

Fuck off!

Let's hope your next bout of sleep apnea is your last.

If I want reasonable argument and valid comment I'll pop round to an Oxford Union debate. If I want gratuitous offence involving sexual acts and stumpy-winged flightless birds, it's the Corner every time. Abu Hamza is a fucking cockostrich.

Yeah, about fucking time. There's mutiny afoot in Jockland and we need boots on the ground - preferably size 12 Dr Marten's. And maybe some fire. #FuckIndyRef2

Or "Madam & Eve"? I hear they had a snake act, the dirty bitches!