Cuntybaws

Large Hadron Collider, your time has come at last!

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These Saudi cunts could give the Church of England and the English Tourist Board a lesson in how to turn a profit. All Muslims must at some point in their lives make this pilgrimage - that's several million flights, accommodation packages, souvenirs etc. each and every year. Fuck me, but they can afford to lose a few hundred every so often. Just a shame the same thing didn't happen in St Peter's Square at Easter,

Absolutely no cunt ever leaves a gap behind me in a traffic queue. I know I've got a cute arse and all, but how do they know that?

Why didn't someone just KICK THEIR FUCKING HEADS IN? It would be worth the risk of jail time to hurt them badly - the cunt with the top open is practically begging for it.

Un-fucking-real. Two Mercs, I see. I wonder what their emissions statistics are like?

Technically speaking, all cancers are curable if you use enough fire.

Sorry, while your link is both relevant and amusing, I couldn't concentrate on it properly after seeing this story advertised alongside it. Definitely a cunt! http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09/22/peter-frederiksen-detained-in-south-africa-after-discovery-of-female-genitals-in-his-home-freezer_n_8176742.html

Made up? You total fucking cunt!

Decs, I fear you may have confused one of their omnipresent 9/11 remembrance fountains with a toilet. On the plus side, I can only imagine that your effluent improved it, whatever it was.

Pixies are cunts.

You missed the classics of the Cuntwad era, like "My Cat". Believe me, in comparison this is a fucking golden age.

Speaking of sad inadequate tossers who still live with their mums and post crap on the internet 24x7, this genetically defective little piece of shit has just been identified by the FBI as the cunt behind a vast range of multiple IDs ranging from neo-Nazis to radical feminists, via fundamentalist Jihadis and Jewish lawyers. I wonder if any of his fantasy personas owned a boat? Or an online shop? I'd certainly bet good money he's a fucking brony!

More accurately, perhaps, that's not the trending thing to do. I'm sick fed up with being told what the quarter witted cunts on the "twittersphere" think, as if they're somehow the new fucking U.N. instead of just a bunch of low-IQ Aspergers wannabes.

Yes, but it's only 100 Rufiyaa for a blowjob on the back streets of Rasdhoo, and you don't have to worry about any of those bothersome teeth.

As long as one of these Republican cunts keeps Hillary Clinton out of the White House I don't care which one it is. Hillary and Chelsea going at it in the Oval Office with a box of Havanas in a cocaine-fuelled mother & daughter lesbo-fest is something I don't want to have to imagine. Again.

As corroborating evidence I give you the Scottish Borders. Mention football to any cunt in Hawick, or Peebles, or Kelso, and you'll get some incoherent drivel back about how "Real men round these parts only play rugby". All the while you'll be thinking to yourself, "What sort of fucking hellhole have I landed up in here, this cunt's a dribbling chinless spastic with tufts of wool still snagged on the top of his shit-caked wellingtons." I imagine the same is true of large swathes of Wales, but I have no desire to find out first hand.

I think the clue's in his name. Much as I hate the cunts, when Celtic won the European Cup in 1967 all but one of their squad were born within 10 miles of Parkhead. (The exception was from the West Coast, 30 miles from Glasgow.) Nowadays a Premier League match is a game of "spot the Englishman" with results decided by whose foreign sugar daddy can afford the best South Americans and Africans. You could just allocate red or blue shirts to the 22 cunts on the field at random, and the average glory-hunting "fan" wouldn't even notice. The whole charade is a cynical exercise designed to sell merchandise to pant-wetting Japanese schoolgirls and sand-dwellers who've never even seen a football, thus inflating the share price for some hedge fund wankers. Or perhaps I'm just bitter because my team of lower league Scottish journeymen are rank fucking rotten. No wonder so many fucking Scots turn to heroin these days.

If it doesn't work out, Jigs, can I have his slippers?

Not sure whether this cunt is going for Michael Jackson or Freddy Krueger.

"Kevin". That's all the information I need - he's a cunt.

Super Gonorrhoea - and here I thought Hawkeye was the worst Avenger ever.

The very thought of Corbyn's little micro-choad spunking futilely into the human equivalent of the Grand Canyon is giving me the dry boak.

You're all southern Jessie gay boy cunts to me. Nothing personal, that's just the way it is. PS Before anyone starts I don't particularly like haggis or whisky, but a deep-fried Mars Bar washed down with Irn Bru does hit the spot quite nicely. Stereotypes are cunts!