Cuntybaws

7 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

They also killed the lawyers.

And a good thing too. If they'd had HR in those days they'd have beheaded every last one of those cunts as well.

7 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Lord President Cameron.

I put peers - especially hereditary and/or pig fucking peers - in the same category as the royal family.

Just now, Penny Farthing said:

Another issue is nationalising their assets implies compensation . seizing their assets without compensation might be a legal problem.

Not if you guillotine the fuckers. The French might be filthy cunts, but even a stopped clock etc. etc.

3 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

The problem is President Blair, President Johnson err President Sturgeon (after the Scots have finished with her).

At least you can vote those cunts out.

Google "Huw Edwards news" and there has been effectively nothing since July 13th when he went into hiding, er, sorry, I mean when he checked into a hospital for the sake of his mental health. I'm sort of hoping the Welsh cunt is dead.

4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Get rid of the Royal family nationalise their assets (see where their real loyalty resides like the Greek royals they'll run away abroad) and pay for national air ambulance and lifeboat services out of that plus a few other things. Anne can take her fucking horses to Switzerland and fuck them over there with a meat pie stuck up her arse. 

I'm heartened to see that so many people have come round to my way of thinking lately.

Just now, Cuntybaws said:

Despite what everyone else says, ELC, for a tedious, one trick pony, Jew-baiting fuckwit, you're not all bad.

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

They've been telling us diversity is good .Obviously falls on deaf ears in Bradford.

How prescient of me.

3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

 Disgusting bunch  of parasitic  perverts, Nazi sympathisers and  animal murdering pricks the lot of 'em

Despite what everyone else says, ELC, for a tedious, one trick pony, Jew-baiting fuckwit, you're not all bad.

Fewer cousins marrying in Bradford's Pakistani community

In the third world shithole that is Bradford's “Pakistani community” the percentage of marriages involving cousins has fallen to a mere 46% i.e. almost half of the backward fuckers. This is being touted as good news by the dimwits at the BBC, and I suppose in a way it IS good news, as a significant proportion of their offspring will be too fucked up to breed any more of the cunts.

Your sister is your mother, 
Your uncle is your brother, 
You all fuck one another, 
The Bradford family.

(With apologies to Decimus / Norwich)

51 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Which other of his guises have we been blessed with since this time, dear oracle? I can't remember.

I stopped keeping track of this sort of shit a good while back but my worthy disciple, young @Eric Cuntman, might know.

6 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

You've been warned.

"Your name vill also go on ze list. Vot is your name?"

"Don't tell him, Reptyle!"

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

What's your story?

I went out with a girl once who had eczema. She had cracking tits.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Reece you're trouble, I always thought you were trouble, but I was overruled. So you bought your way back into the organisation using Walker's share of the loot. You stole his $93,000 and his wife. Look, here's what we're going to do. We'll let Walker come looking for you... "

Great fucking idea for a book... movie. What's your story? I'm waiting... waiting..... 

51 minutes ago, ZEV said:

Mr Dee was all alone, his wife had left him, again.

She'd also left a note, in which, she claimed, it wasn't his small cock that had prompted her departure, or the lack of affection, that had been withheld for years.

It was just, well, she said 'just', but Dee knew there was something more, she just couldn't live with him any longer...

6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Are you all alone without a friend in the world?

@Old Chap Raasclaat, @Dyslexic cnut, every millisecond we spend taunting each other shit like the above is going on, which is sort of the point I was originally trying to make. By all means crack on with your seen-it-all-before internecine sniping if you must, but don't lose sight of the real enemy.

19 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

is this your attempt to raise the currently awful (in your opinion) Corner standards?

If it was then I've obviously failed dismally.

On a semi-related note, you seem to have taken a general critique very personally for some reason. Why might that be?

50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you ever known anyone to actually utilise them? To be fair, 90% of expensive watches have never even been used to tell the time, let alone calculate the dwell angle of Jupiter.

Less is definitely more. Likewise, anyone who actually takes their solid gold "dive watch" underwater is a fucking moron. 

This overwrought abomination from Richard Mille, for example, costs almost £750,000 and you can hardly even see its fucking hands!

28 minutes ago, Frank said:

I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned my watch collection on these pages. There’s not much I don’t know about a classic timepiece. 

What are your thoughts on complications?

4 minutes ago, Frank said:

@Cuntybaws If you're looking for a wee lift, anyone retuning after a short hiatus only needs to peruse my content.

Made it to the Rocky video posted on 18th October and gave up. Perhaps you could be more specific?

https://www.cuntscorner.com/forums/topic/69870-whitney-houston/?do=findComment&comment=536979

12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Scotch Egg

21 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

...and not many believe you anyways. 

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Hark at him DC, proclaiming the corner is shite whilst scoffing Scotch eggs and listening to the Proclaimers. The lazy, part time cunt needs to pull his finger out. 

C'mon let's get him. 

Lol.

Gulp! 

Oh well, as the old saying goes “the dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed”. 

12 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Lazy jock cunt. Odd that you fucked off and Roops was also absent and derelict. What the fuck have you been up to?

I can assure you that no fingering was involved.

Right, I've just had a skim over the past few weeks and it's pretty fucking dismal I'm afraid. It's a sad day when @ChildeHarold isn't actually the worst poster, and I'm almost looking forward to the next round in the @Wolfie and @Last Cunt Standing saga to raise the tone.

Is @ratcum dead?

6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've been in various foreign climes for the last few months. Have there been ANY threads worth bothering with at all, or should I just catch up on Pornhub for the next week or two instead? 

3 minutes ago, ZEV said:

Anybody we know and, more to the point, did you make her/him/it cum?

Pornhub it is, then.

35 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It's been a slow day, Christ-killer, there's more action at one of friendless and universally despised Pen's birthday party shindigs than there has been on here over the last 24 hours.

That being said you can't even begin to imagine my disappointment that the only post made within the last few hours comes from the site's biggest dickhead.

Fuck off.

I've been in various foreign climes for the last few months. Have there been ANY threads worth bothering with at all, or should I just catch up on Pornhub for the next week or two instead? 

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

He is also funnier than Fiddler Dick.

55 minutes ago, ZEV said:

TBH, it's not difficult, even @Wolfie's funnier than Dick, although both of them are humourless cunts.

12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

What about those who just pretend to have wealth?

10 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

You would know about that.

This is the sort of high quality cunting that makes it all worthwhile.