Roadkill

21 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I went into a right political rant earlier Killer, you're quite correct. But you're from the predominantly vast white northeast, while the Londonised southeast I hail from has become virtually unrecognisable. The bottle of Barolo I polished off earlier, together with the fact the area I grew up in is now 30-40% Asian, somewhat justifies my tirade. But unlike ELC's horseshit it does actually make sense. What other few places on the internet can I spout my heartfelt bollocks without being accused of racism nowadays?

The rest of the internet was sterilised years ago. I'm sure there's a few last bastions but the chances are they're full of hardcore spackers who would consider you a softy for not demanding outright genocide.

There's no middle ground on anything anymore - or at least the majority of the population finds existence more engaging when they pretend that there isn't.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Denise Lewis 

Enough said

I don't understand... Is this an auction?

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

It's all very well holding fire on asylum seeker benefits until they have x-amount of employment history, but rather like the vast (vast) majority of people in the UK I would much rather offer a job to a native Briton who has/whose family has paid into our system for decades (even if someone has left their home country as a political refugee). These people have more of a right to claim benefits for obvious reasons.

And this brings me to the next point: the asylum seekers themselves. This is the very issue which needs to be seriously vetted. Single men with beards, for example, don't bring with them a positive vibe. Suffice to say, looking at some of the hirsute terrorists-in-waiting who've washed up on Kentish beaches in the past decade don't look like asylum seekers to me, RK. Many carry problems from the countries they are escaping from, together with a culture which adopts acid-throwing, machetes and zombie knives – and extreme sexism and homophobia. Men with kids or families, or men with a loving female in tow, bring with them a totally different prospect. For me, this is the 'border force' area which needs the most investment and scrutiny. Make the entrance requirements more tough.

I know views on Rwanda are divided, but who on Earth would wish to enter the UK illegally with the prospect of being deported to a steaming Third World cunthole in the middle of Africa? I think it could – and should – work as a deterrent for those wishing to bring religious ideals and trouble to the UK. 

The problem currently lies with our self-serving, short-termist and corrupt politicians who take little or no action. Just because the UK took more than its fair share of immigrants under EU Parliamentary legislation doesn't mean we need to keep accepting anymore now that Brexit is here. We can't bankroll anyone who just wants to stay here rent-free.

Jesus fucking Christ, Wolfie.

Ever think this sort of bollocks might be why people don't want to discuss shit seriously on here?

It descends into preaching shite cunts already know. No one really wants to debate, they just want to initiate conversation so they can give their opinion.

We're never going to change the world on this shit hole of a site either way. But we can (and should) laugh at it as it burns down around us.

22 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

And in the real world?

People are afraid to speak up these days Eric, which is precisely why I love this shithole so much... one of the last online bastions of free speech.

I have no problem saying fucking Blair hit the final nail in the coffin for this country, inviting mass immigration without asking the British people whether it was OK after they voted the cunt to power. Some democracy. His 'New Labour' government threw open Britain's borders to mass immigration to socially engineer a truly multicultural society, with short-term success, boosting the economy at the time and giving the BBC a free reign to bully and brand free-speakers as racists as it ruled the airways with an iron fist. This has lead to the long-term problems we see now. But it's not just the UK. It's all over Europe – including Sweden, Germany and Ireland. It's a disaster.

Imo, there isn’t really much difference between mass immigration and invasion by force. Both ultimately overwhelm the host culture. This was always going to be a recipe for reaction on the part of those threatened by the cultural tsunami, which manipulative lefty shithouses such as the BBC perpetually attempt to cover up – yet they still attempt to enforce us to pay their fucking salaries!

Behind every great man is a great woman, and of course Cherie can take credit for much of her hubby's 'success', while remaining one of few Caucasian women more ugly than 99% of the fuckpigs evolving from Cyprus.

Make it so that asylum seekers need to have five years of gainful employment before they become applicable for benefits (with reasonable exceptions for the elderly or obviously disabled).

Instant and uncompromising deportation for any of the cunts caught growing or selling drugs, driving without a license or insurance, or any other kind of bullshit.

Basically ask the bare minimum - for them to contribute to the economy before taking advantage of it and follow the law - with the promise that if they fuck about they can fuck off back where they came from.

All the prisons do is give them three hot meals a day and give them a chance to have little radicalising group meetings.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He’s ok when he’s not frothing with petulant indignation. 
 

FFS. The "froth frothing" incident alone would have seen him obliterated in the old days.

Terrible sentence structure.

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Far right .Really .I don't think so. What I post in general is  read and elicits responses  of all kinds which is good. That is what will bring people to this site and actually keep it going .When I first arrived on this site it was inhabited by a few narcs licking each others sphincter's  in an orgy of self congratulation for posting bollox that was only of interest to a select few .They're still around trying to preserve what they viewed as their territory and are happy to try to  oust who ever they believe to be outsiders and out of their pathetic little school  play ground click.You're one of them along with one or two more .It's only new blood that has kept this site going and bought new people to it .You display the  exact characteristics that  you accuse me of .Boring , shite , bla bla bla .You and your cronies need to wake up and smell the coffee .No one gives  a fuck about your silly little boys club or your opinions  apart from the few members it has .fucking idiot dinosaurs. 

All you've done is bring old cunts back to moan at how shite you are. I'm one of them - I was fucking done with the place until I saw you and Hawwod plastering the place with shite.

You're nothing but bait and - fuck me for saying it - but at least @ChildeHarold is capable of getting off his high horse and at least attempting to fuck with people and have some fun.

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Close. @Roadkill and myself have been here nearly 8 years and you were already well established as ‘Drew P Pissflaps’ before that. The first time you spoke to me, you gave me directions to Chernobyl Village.

I think I freaked out @Ape™️ that one time I told him about the dream I had about my face coming off and being too scared to put it back on in case I got an infection.

Quitting the wacky baccy after seven years of everyday use gives you fucked up dreams when you do finally manage to get to fucking sleep.

4 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

OK, that's noted .Obviously you feel you are speaking for all those who post on the site .That's your perogative,  it's not everyone's perogative. There's as many  politics based posts on here as there are more distracting posts .There is  something for everyone. Its weird , when people inhabit space , even if it's online they believe they own.That space is their space   and all others other than those who share their opinion should be ousted. Its like getting annoyed if someone parks outside your house .

The hostile and tribal nature of the place is intentional.

Users have developed this behaviour over decades simply as a way to have fun - a newer member such as yourself will be given a hard time to trigger a response, get a feel of how short fused you are and rate you on your writing ability.

It's why people keep seemingly picking fights with you out of nowhere - you're bland as shite and we want to see you try, make some of us laugh, write a creative insult - anything other than fucking political fucking opinion news articles.

If you don't up your game soon you'll end up established as a low quality poster with nothing of interest.

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I can’t see that tedious little bellsniff and I never will be able to. Ever.

You shirking little twat. Like mother like son.

That's fine, just leave the old man to herd the spastics.

I'm selling your Playstation. You've left it here for over two weeks now and I need the money for petrol if I'm going to be doing triple shifts at the spacker ranch.

23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Can you come up with a good nom KB? Something I can get my teeth into, but not too hard like a Granny Smith 🍏 I might lose a few of them. OR Are you just waiting for the fest orgy of the Joe v Don Heavyweight Championship of the World to begin? Come on Billy give it your best shot. Do it for Humanity do it for Harry. 

You really want to open that Pandora's box, Harold?

@King Billy could fucking drown you in conspiracy theories. He'll have you begging for a tinfoil hat and a map of 5G coverage safe zones.

Even if you don't believe him (and you probably will, because you're a bit of a spastic, no offence), you'll ask just to shut him up.

He doesn't even believe I'm real, Harold. Roadkill died back in 2020 after he got the COVID vaccine - I'm just an AI construct.

Just now, King Billy said:

They taste funny. Lololol.

You fuck.

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Are you seriously expecting me to point out your glaring stupidity by pointing out your glaring stupidity?

I think he likes little humiliation wanks in candle lit rooms...

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Do you know why cannibals never eat clowns RK?

Oh, FFS. No, Billy, why don't cannibals eat clowns?

7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

That type of thing was still  available until recently in certain video rental shops in Haiti (Blackbusters mainly), but most of them are now closed until further notice due to all the staff having been eaten by the customers.

It's fucking nuts over there, Billy. Cannibalism is actually the tamer bit.

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

You fear that chair vacated by the much lamented and missed Punkster. Can you fill his bespoke shoes? 

You're genuinely mental.

You're just connecting names to random statements - I'm sure it sounds like a crippling accusation to you - trapped inside that misfiring blob of sludge that was once a fully functioning mind, but you're talking boulders, Harry.

Mind you, I'd pay a few squid for a quick peek behind your eggs - experience existence from your progressive.

How fucked up are you? Can you taste sounds and smell colours yet?

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

He is what Earl of Punkape always wanted to be. (I meant the other way round🤔) 

Does the shit you post actually make sense to you? Are you a stroke victim?

I think you might need to see a neurologist.

Edit: Actually, nevermind. You just power through it.

57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A barbecue. 

There's some black cunt called Barbecue taking over Haiti at the moment.

55 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Can’t comment RK. Frank said.

He is right about the Sunday thing, mind. What were you thinking?

34 minutes ago, King Billy said:

This season is already looking like it’s going to be even more boring than last year (and the previous couple) and I’ve more or less given up on wasting much more of my Sunday afternoons this year watching exactly the same shit as the Sunday before.

I used to be a keen F1 fan in the Senna, Mansell, Prost, Schumacher era and tbh I was a big fan of Hamilton’s undoubted massive talent for a while, but the whole show has become a totally predictable and orderly procession of super rich spoilt cunts, coupled with the fact that although millions of people gamble on the outcome every week, it can’t imo even be honestly called a sport anymore, when the results can and are regularly manipulated by team orders, not just within single teams but the satellite teams and customer engine supplied teams of the major players.

I think the new rules and lack of refuelling also play into it as well.

These races are supposed to display the absolute cutting edge of technology, but you only get to see it in the last five laps if they haven't fucked the life out of the tyres and the drivers aren't too scared to make an opponent cry and receive an automatic ten second penalty.

Monaco used to be infamous as the race where the majority of overtaking happened in the pits, but because of wank tyres and full race length fuel loads almost every race is like that.

38 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

In 1986-87 (Williams), and more so in 1988-89 (McLaren), the dominance of one team really came about – the difference then being Mansell & Piquet, and thereafter Senna & Prost, were evenly matched, each becoming all-time greats and world champions in their careers, sharing manufacturer upgrades at the same time.

Not so with Red Bull, whose Dutch dominance last season was arguably the most boring ever, harking back to the procession that was Schumacher at Ferrari in the 90s and early noughties.

Why can't the FIA create more of a level playing field before the sport loses even more 'old time' fans? What might be a good way forward @Roadkill @Old Chap Raasclaat @Dyslexic cnut @King Billy @southerncunt? I can't believe one man – Adrian Newey – who helped create a similar one-driver bias with Vettel over Webber, can make this much of a difference to one sport. I know F1 is supposed to be the pinnacle of technology in which designers create templates for their road cars (Mercedes a good example), but the sport is getting beyond a joke.

Fix the blatant corruption would be the only way. Design restrictions have been used since Brawn GP pissed off the big boys with their surprise double diffuser back in 2009.

Think about it - V6 hybrid engines implemented in 2014 when only Mercedes had a working prototype beforehand and years of R&D to their advantage.

And now, after decades, ground effect has returned when only one single team has an aerodynamicist with any previous experience designing cars dependant on ground effect downforce.

The design restrictions are clearly being influenced by the interests of individual teams (the ones with the most cash to "donate") instead of the entire grid.

Then there's the hostile attitude of the existing teams towards any potential newcomers - they simply shouldn't get to have a say on who does and does not join the grid - of course they'll all say "no" to Andretti, because it's more competition.

55 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I get the impression you don't give a fuck about the Royals, RK. I'm a Royalist to be honest but since dear Elizabeth passed away, I'm becoming less tolerant of them. Would you have given (done your duty as a subject, perhaps) dear old Elizabeth II a lift to the Bingo and got her a pint of milk on the way home? were she not dead of course. 

Only if she paid me.

34 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

So, what have you got to back up your claims thus far? Precisely nothing. The Kate photogate issue has become a big fat red herring. From starting off as a competent wordsmith to rival Decs you've become irrelevant. Nice try with the bogus analogy BTW...

My main question is who gives a fuck about the entire thing, and why?

Some rich bint photoshopped a photo of her family. Why the fuck is this news?

Lizzie was around for fucking ages - a face the entire world knew on sight - love or hate her, you knew who she was and had some vague interest in why she was doing what because she was always fucking there.

The rest of these Royal cunts, I couldn't give less of a shit about. I don't care what they're doing or what diseases they have, they can live or die or jump off a cliff and I simply do not care.

What I do fucking care about is every fucking petty family drama, every fucking sickness and perceived conspiracy, every fucking appearance in public of these boring fucking twat baskets automatically certifies as breaking fucking news - weeks of stories and opinions around the most mundane fucking shite floods the already shite news media.

As far as I can tell their entire foundation and relevance is built upon giving little old ladies in cafes something to chat about over their morning tea - but only after they've discussed the more important issues of the day such as the price of milk and the bingo last night.

I don't give a fuck about milk or the bingo, but at least milk and the bingo isn't plastered across the news every fucking time some crusty old bint wins a cruise to Aruba or has to walk down the street for a cheaper pint of fucking Cravendale.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Phones stolen by gangs in the UK end up back in China recycled and often passed off as new.

Did you see those videos from that music festival a few months ago? Hundreds of cunts got their phones nicked and almost all of them are saying they're in China on the same fucking street.

54 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

I use Oympus mirrorless cameras .. their quality is excellent .. however taking inflation into account the cost of these cameras compared with the cost of comparable models of 45 years ago is round about a quarter of what the camera would have been back then.

 

Of course Leica have kept up with inflation but you are paying for the name and quality of the body .. the internals are made in china by Panasonic and some Leicas are simply rebadged Panasonic Lumix cameras.

Naturally. Corporations are happy to put a premium price on items due to their brand name and illusion of quality despite being built with sub par individual components.

Japan is famed particularly for the very high quality of their capacitors, however Japanese companies (like the rest of the world) are increasingly outsourcing manufacturing to China.

You think China and Taiwan are pissy at each other, but China can't get enough of cheap, low quality, Taiwanese capacitors - it's their new opium.

I had a power supply for my old PC made by SeaSonic - a company inundated with reviews of high quality products made in Japan - however this one specific model had been quietly outsourced to China for manufacture, built with the cheapest Chinkie components and proudly stamped with the official company logo. It blew up after six weeks and fried the motherboard, CPU and half of the RAM.

The personal computer industry as a whole suffered similar quality of product issues in the late 90's and early 00's - especially companies like DELL and IBM - who knowingly cut corners on millions of their base models often sold in bulk to other companies.

A lot of this old electrical shite finds it's way back to China and ends up cannibalised on the cheap for components to be used in new "premium" products.

24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

If Chinese stuff is so shit, why does it fly off the shelf? 

Because it's cheap you fucking idiot. Four year olds can't unionise for better pay or working conditions and Western politicians have started thinking of their constituents as nothing more than "consumers" - stupid fucking cattle to be inundated with the cheapest to manufacture, mass produced products possible.

You don't get to have national pride, you're not allowed to have a negative opinion on immigration, you don't need a family home, or even to buy your mass produced shite for the full price - you just need to rent everything you own and shut the fuck up, because the rich cunts are getting richer and you should be grateful you get to live with the illusion of wealth and get the fuck back to work before it's all taken away.

The common cunt on the street doesn't care where their iPhone was built, and the cunts who sold it don't care that it was made under conditions that would never be accepted in a "first world" country, and the government doesn't give a shit either as long as they get a cut of the profit.

There. The fucking obvious. I've just stated it for you, Harold.

How long do I have to operate on this frequency until it starts feeling like I'm actually saying something interesting?