camberwell gypsy

Are you the slap headed, four eyed cockney cunt off of Masterchef and Inside the Factory? "Cor blimey, 250 thaasaand pork pies an 'our? That's amaizin' that is"?

Just checked, and hughes resigned in tears in 84 after getting hammered by the Windies

So if you're a blind, deaf, no armed, no legged, black, gay dwarf the world is your oyster. I'm a supporter of this. Mind you, I'd be worried if the cunt was piloting my plane. I mean a black pilot, for fuck sake.

Is it full of Frankie Miller lookalikes? "McCafferty, ya teas oot"! Just a Boy's Game- BBC 1979. (Featuring the greatest headbutt in TV history).

I'm sure if you wear a kilt you'll be alright. Twirling around like a cunt with your bell end whirling like a helicopter in a whirlwind will keep you nice and cool.

I remember Kim Hughes blubbing at a press conference after the "weakest England team to tour Australia" retained the ashes in 1986-87 series. And one of our bowlers didn't have a neck

I've made my opinions on cheat Smith on here before so I won't repeat it. But against the Windies he'll do ok as an opener. But I'd have thought the aussie hierarchy would be wanting to pick a young up and coming opener, so it's a puzzler.

I get my Ukranian refugees to do the stealing for me.

You can always pretend you're from that island off of India where no fucker goes because the natives murder you. Black up, put a loin cloth on and throw sharpened sticks at him.

Is that a young @Eric Cuntmanon the left?

My brother was caught in a bus station toilet with a Minnie Driver. Fuck me was her husband annoyed

Well, you do get irons in golf

I tend to shout at the telly and have arguments with self checkout machines

That usually happens at a red light. Lights turn green: realise after 3 seconds light has turn green, push clutch, put into first get biting point, release hand brake, Stall. Start again......lights back to red.

Weren't Gplan a diet?

Fucking hell. What's your problem? I've never piled into you. If you've got a problem with Pen that's your fucking concern not mine. Don't slag me off because I have the audacity to like the post. And no, I'm not licking her dick. I'll leave that to you to do, you fucking spastic poof.

You alright?

Muzzle Tof's Doggy treats.

The Juwes are a fucking pain in the arse

I read Paul Darrow's (Avon from Blake's 7) autobiography and in it he mentions he and Terry Nation were in an L.A. restaurant when Steven Spilberg came up to them and praised Blake's 7 and said he was interested in doing another series. From 'Camberwell Gypsy's: 1000 useless pieces of Trivia'.

The Hoff will not be blamed for anything.

I remember when the wall came down and seeing everyone dancing for joy and saying how great it was. And then the disgusted looks I got when I said it would be the beginning of the West's slide down the shit pole. And I didn't need a fucking crystal ball either.

I applaud the Bates fellow telling those in power to shove their MBE up their arses because of the Vennels haridan being given an award. This in itself goes to show what a total shitfest the awards are. It seems that every other cunt in banking is a 'Sir'. The whole fucking system needs either looking at or scrapped

Great cunting. An utter cunt of the highest order. There should now be prosecutions. I want to see this gobshite fucker and the other fuckers in court put through the wringer like those poor bastards. I can imagine him playing the hard bastard when some little Asian woman sitting in front of him. Bald headed bastard.

I don't think she was an oirish, Mrs Doyle type of woman panzer.