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As far as I'm aware, sikhs eat any meat as long as it's not ceremonosly killed.

Keith Lemon is a fucking twat. And an unfunny one to boot.

Ah. okidoki

How is that racism ?

I've still got the picture of the robins you sent me. Do you want it back ?

Timothy Spall smiled at me as we passed each other in East Dulwich 20 odd years ago. I consider ourselves as very close friends.

BIll Werbeniuk, the Canadian snooker player made Alex Higgins look like a quaker. Go on Wikipedia and look at the 'Alcohol consumption' of the man. He basically couldn't play if he didn't drink

I remember reading that Moore used the anger he felt towards what happened to him and channeled it into his game. Don't get me started on Jeremy Fucking Vine who I nommed on here some time ago.

Dogs don't get depressed. All they do is lick their arses and then look about.

The first thing he did was nip into Specsavers for a pair of glasses now he had some ears to fucking hang them on

Bobby George was all show. An entertainer. He could probably command higher appearance fees for exhibition matches than most of the other players. There was a programme on Sky called 'Darts mavericks' which is worth a look.

Come round to my place I'll kick you up the arse and it'll cost you just £20 and I'll also make you a nice cuppa.

Probably because he was such an arrogant twat. Even many english people didn't like him. He was arrogant but he backed it up by beating everyone. John Lowe was my favourite.

I don't think child molesting is acceptable any time let alone 30 years ago.

I wonder about that too but unless it's happened to us we can't really say how we would react. When I say 'we' I mean those who haven't been the victim

Back on topic, are you telling us that they're prosecuting dead people?

More like 'Shitabrix'

The whole art world is full of more money than brains cunts. It was proved years ago when they had an elephant wade through a load of paint and then walk all over a huge canvas and passed it off as new artist. These arseholes fell over themselves to praise it. The only one who saw through it and called it a pile of shite was Brian Sewell.

He lived around the corner to me.

A sporting man! You have to work off the excesses somehow.

Hated Xmas do's. Luckily 2 of them I was on duty so couldn't go. Christmas day on duty was better than spending with family strangely enough. Although carrying out CPR while wearing a reindeer hate took the fucking biscuit

Anybody seen a Christmas tree in a house yet.

Be silly if they have 'Traveller' on an employment application form. I mean who's gonna employ a traveller? They're not gonna be around are they? Or summink

Hated cards from people at work because then I have to give them one. Worse is the cunt who gives you a card right when they are leaving work for the last time before Christmas which leaves one with a guilty feeling that I didn't give them one. Don't get me started on secret santa either.

Sounds like John Inman