camberwell gypsy

Thunderbirds. Who's that ugly bald twat who keeps pissing people off? Oh yeah; Phil Collins

You bet your life if you took a dump in a back alley, they'd nick you. But it doesn't matter if their horses shit and piss all over the place. Oh no.

Someone once said "Gyppo has hundreds of ideas a day but she don't know which one is the good one".

Why do they need horses in this day and age? Or do you live in Deadwood?

Dad bought a soda steam. The cola was fucking vile.

Did it include half time oranges?

A real catch isn't he. Another fuck up by the boys in blue that more than likely cost the life of one young man. Maybe they should stick to aping it up for the cameras in those shit police fly on the wall documentaries and causing traffic chaos by closing a lane to snare the odd insurance avoider

Can I make a suggestion? Why don't we all ignore it ? Don't respond to anything he posts.

You hate him though

Muesli is the breakfast of champion cunts

She would have loved me then ending up on her carpet in a pool of piss.

Is she wearing the CC cooler striped uniform?

I bailed out after 45 minutes. Can't believe they made a sequel.

It's all bloody stupid y'all DOH!!!!!

Er.......I've got one. But it came with the house (divorce settlement) so thats ok. Ok!

Whata mistaka to maka!

5 female relatives, 4 house bricks, 3 kitchen forks, 2 speed peelers and 1 room.... On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me......

And giving us those whacky Ingmar Bergmann films like the one where that bloke plays chess with death

Go on

Ithangyaw (Curtsies and tugs forelock)

Is that a true story or have I just tuned into an episode of The Archers?

I like the way the court got £500, fuck knows where the fine goes to but the poor baby gets a mere £100. British justice : Dontcha just fucking love it

Yeah I remember it well Jacko. I was hoping you would sit next to me but you didn't. So I assumed you were gay and started reading my Tambourine and dancing monthly

Who are you?

And they sound like they're talking backwards