camberwell gypsy

Sounds like Tom Cruise.

Sssssshhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Dedication woa ho ho dedication is what you need. If you wanna beat the best....... Fucking hated that programme

Never heard of him.

I bet you crack one out at the sight of that eh?

Why are your tonsils on fire?

He's a gobby twat who along with that equally gobby twat Moyles has completely fucked up Radio X.

I'm a lady. I always get out of the shower for a piss. Unless I'm drunk, then I piss anywhere.

Is that what he calls it?

I got through about a third of this before zzzźzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

I'm currently in Madeira (or what's left of the fucker) and have suffered the full bollocks of holidaying abroad. Cunts who rush to the boarding gate as soon as they hear that their row has been called. Acting as if they have 10 seconds to board the plane. Entering the plane at the very front and then having to present my boarding pass and being told to go right (I mean it's a fucking tube, I can only go right unless I'm driving the bastard). Sitting in front of some little bastard who kicks the shit out of my seat. Sitting behind some cunt who rocks backwards and forwards like some fucking metronome. Having to listen to one of those cunts who stands up as soon as the seat belt sign goes off and stands in the aisle having a loud conversation with some other loud cunt. Then having my bag searched at Funchal airport by some butch fucking customs officer who thinks I'm a Kosovan on her own. Then when I get to my 5 star hotel get some cunt from Bermondsey trying to chat me up even though he's with his wife and kids. I'm now on my balcony, drinking a white russian listening to a load of fucking pissed up northerners 3 floors below yakking about the days football. It can only get better. Can't it??

Van outen? I'm not a gobby blond.

Never heard of her.

That's why we're third behind the yanks and the Chinese who both have the biggest teams. Only a couple of more golds and we go second. Not bad for a little island.

I've heard the horror stories about the cooler.

What's he doing standing next to Nicola Sturgeon?

That's discriminatory towards people who have lost some toes due to type 2 DM or a lawn mowing incident

Billy Whizz? Wasn't he in it too? Minnie the minx? God I can't remember if these were in it or another comic.

About time someone told him to fuck himself. Wished I'd said it.

Jackie was my comic of choice as well as Whizzer and Chips and 'Cor'! One of my brothers read Roy of the Rovers but I told him that football's for irons. He kicked the shit out of me.

I'd like to have a pop at that Huntley. Me and him in a room me with half a Poole cue. And then having five minutes with that lego faced cunt of a girlfriend of his.

That's for sure

Just the assassin then.

Exactly! I left home to join the tufty club.

Is that the Cunt's Corner administrators Christmas party? Rick don't look interested in that plate of mince pies and Roops don't look impressed neither.