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camberwell gypsy

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  1. Some cunt of a cousin of mine bought a bar of 100% chocolate saying he loved it. For the 1 second I had a bit in my gob and just before I sent it across the room, I got the taste of concrete. It was (apart from parsnip) the most singularly vile thing I've ever tasted.
  2. Holocaust? What holocaust is that: the one where 6 million Jews were murdered or the other one which includes the Roma and Sinta gypsies coming close to being wiped off the face of the earth, the mentally retarded (including Downs people), physically disabled (including ww1 vets), gays and jehovah's witnesses and any other person who had the temerity to disagree with that sawn off little cunt from Austria?
  3. 🎵Hoots mon thars a poof aloof aboot thus hoose.🎵
  4. Can't find owt on nightclubs but here's the list of cities in uk with the most pubs https://www.beerguild.co.uk/news/revealed-britains-pub-capitals-takes-top-spot/ 5th place is interesting. I wonder if @Decimushas been thrown out of any of them?
  5. I remember years ago hearing that Stoke on Trent had the most night clubs per square mile than any other city in the world. This was before the internet so couldn't verify whether it was true or complete bollocks.
  6. I think he is in Stage Two of the 'Cunts with too much money and turning fruitcake syndrome". Prince and Michael Jackson were prime examples of this. Stage 5 is OD'ing on prescription drugs. So, silver lining and all that.
  7. I had a Strutter SatNav. "At the round-a-bout take the 2nd Exit you fucking cock gobbler". Shocked my mum
  8. Is that the 23 people who are the only ones that speak Scots Gaelic? I mean I can't even understand what the average sweaty says anyway.
  9. So if I drop the word "irony" into a conversation it may be construed as homophobic?
  10. How dare you call Frank a dago. He's a bubble.
  11. You'd be surprised how fucking unlady I am.
  12. Rosie Jones is the funniest comedian there is. She makes me fucking split my sides laughing. I haven't a fucking clue what she says but she's hilarious
  13. We took the ankle biters to Warwick castle a few years back and we stayed in one of those medieval tents. It had electrical points, USB ports, wooden floors and lovely 4 poster beds. The only aspect to medieval living was having to get up at 6am to have a shite in an insect infested toilet block.
  14. What a good looking chap you were Decs. Whose the cunt in the glasses? 😂
  15. With my all my kids class photos throughout the years, all the kids look great in their uniforms but the ones who turned up without the school jumpers were the Africans. It made it easier to to play "spot the blacks" because they were the ones not wearing red tops.
  16. The middle classes like to "glamp" now. It's still basically living like a fucking refugee for a week. "Yah, since Cressida and I with the two kids Rainbow and Buddy went glamping, we can really emphasise with the homeless, yah"? Fucking wankers.
  17. As long as he wasn't spaffing into one of the pockets. That's what got my uncle banned from the British Legion. He was only there to clean the windows
  18. Was he chalking his helmet in front of the ladies?
  19. By Geldof's shit do you mean the hits of the Boomtown Rats?
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