Decimus

Being labelled a pervert by Neil of all people means that it's probably time to have a good look at yourself, for the safety of every man, woman, child, animal, vegetable and mineral within a one hour radius of your rusty transit van. As for the good Doctor him/her/itself, it won't be long until The TARDIS is recast as a portaloo with accompanying glory holes and gay Daleks exsperminating all over the paintwork.

That's exactly what's happened, the world has changed and not for the better. Being left wing used to mean that in the first instance you believed in equality for all. Nowadays it's all about elevating one racial, gender or sexuality group above another and applying differing standards in how you police, educate, employ and represent them. That to me is about as far away from what I would consider true liberalism as it's possible to get. The new left has morphed into the old right and is so steadfastly dogmatic in its views that it more closely resembles fascism than anything else these days. I still consider myself to be a leftist, I believe in all races and people being given equal opportunities at birth and I don't think that anyone should be divided and treated differently based upon their race or creed. The irony is that if you believe in true equality these days you're far more likely to be called a far right bigot than a decent human being. What have we fucking become?

The old bill have received some fair criticism in recent years and I can't say that I've ever really been a fan. From being treated heavy handedly as a 12 year old after shouting "pig" at a passing squealer, to subsequently having to wait two days for one to turn up after reporting a burglary 20 years later, they've never seemed to be able to work out what an appropriate level of response is. Now fresh off the back of another year of hushing up school kids getting flashed by state funded hotel guests and letting anyone black do whatever the fuck they want, the police have actually summoned the energy to arrest someone. In this case two 17 year old boys who committed a crime so heinous that you'll all be able to sleep well tonight in the knowledge that the boys in blue nicked these menaces to society within seconds of the report being made. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/nov/25/arrests-after-alleged-misogynistic-chanting-to-referee-at-birmingham It's definitely reassuring to know that Mrs D will have the police at her back the next time an angry white van driver quite rightly criticises her appalling female driving skills by shouting obscenities out of his Rascal's window. Conversely though, I doubt she'd see hide nor hair of the filth if he was black and decided to skip the personal abuse and just get straight down to stabbing/raping her. Fuck the police.

When I heard the news that Venables had passed I did wonder how it would affect @ZEVs already fragile mental state, what with him being a massive fan of his work. Then I realised that it was Terry and not Jon. Lololololololoolllllllllll Fuck off.

I've not really had much experience with the Dutch, but I've spent a fair amount of time in Belgium over the years. I've got plenty of time for the Flemish population and the Dutchophone areas of the country, but when it comes to Wallonia and the plastic frogs that inhabit it, I'd quite happily applaud it getting wiped off of the map with a couple of tactical thermonuclear missiles. Fuck off, Witherrssssssss.

I don't take kindly to grasses, for reference just take a look at what I've reduced Withers to. If I so much as hear a whisper that you were responsible for the report I'm going to hit the fucking roof.

Indeed, I imagine that his hard drive is hotter than the freshly laid dog shits that he uses for gratification and lubricant.

Listen here you dreadful old whoopsie. You can either drop this Kenneth Williams double-entendre shit and get back to basics, or you can carry on metaphorically screaming "Shut that door!" everytime you disgrace these pages with your presence. Choose carefully because I'm watching you like a hawk and I'm going to hit the fucking roof if I have to read any more of your Carry On Camping shite. Clear?

I remember when he was also convinced that either Wolfie or I had hacked his account and changed his avatar to a pile of shit. He even created a nomination in which he went full tin foil hat and warned other members that their accounts were unsecure and at risk. Of course as soon as Roops told him it was her, he attempted to hide his idiocy from the history books by editing his nom so it only showed random letters and characters. Of course, being a total fucking imbecile, he didn't realise that as his original post had already been quoted multiple times it was still there for all to see. There have been some stupid cunts on here over the years, but old R-Soles makes Scabies look like the poet laureate. @ZEV thank you for the comedy gold over the years, all of which has been completely at your expense. Lolololololol.

Indeed, I've always thought that the auld sod would get back to its pre-famine population one day, but I never expected it to be due to an influx of hordes of goat herders, Romanian pick pockets and mullahs. Soon the only thing emerald/green about the isle will be Panzer's six remaining teeth.

Gert has already spoken of "compromise" and won't deliver anything that even remotely resembles his election mandate, even if the other parties do agree to work with him. Add to that there is no way in Hell that the Dutch will vote to leave the EU and he will be about as effective as any other mainstream politician, i.e. fucking useless. It'll be more of the same, not anything different. The cat faced, Meloni mark II cunt.

Surely the only jealous one here is you, since it's your 'bird' that The Aitch is making moves on. Are you some sort of soy boy, beta-cuck who likes to watch?

Violation of Rule 7. REPORTED. You bankrupt, easily rattled cunt

Anyone fancy sucking my dick?

God fucking spare us. If you two old bastards want to play a game of virtual footsie, please keep it to PM before it inevitably descends into a session of graphically grotesque sexting.

I couldn't help but notice that DC has cast aspersions over your Pollard's. Other than your weak reply hastily lifted from an idiot's guide to opthalmology, what have you got to say for yourself?

If you could change the colour of your font to white, we'd all appreciate it. Ta.

No mystery there, Aitch. With notorious beak merchants Cameron and Biden on the scene, I imagine that their personal stash has been distributed to the front line box head troops and they're now all going full Aimo Koivunen.

It's not what you say, Aitch, it's how you say it. Whilst you raise some valid points, none of which I disagree with, you really do need some intensive lessons in rhetoric. I could have made the same point in less than half the amount of words, stirred some hearts and discourse and walked away with ten 'likes'. Less is more, idiot.

The red crayoned scribblings of a severely disabled child. For the love of God, just fuck off.

Old Saint Nick (everything in the shop).

Fuck off.

You don't even know what day of the week it is, you punch-drunk old cunt.

There's absolutely no point in moaning about it or hoping political change will bring an end to illegal (and/or) legal immigration. When both of the main parties have ignored the wishes of a large part of the population for decades, a lot of thick fucking knuckleheads such as @ZEV think the answer is to vote for a party like Reform UK. Well I've got news for you, they can grandstand and dog whistle all they want, but they will do absolutely NOTHING to stop or even reduce immigration into this country. Don't believe me? Look at Italy with Meloni. One of the most virulently right wing politicians elected in Europe since pre-WW2, she came in promising to 'fermare le barche' and by her own admission has done absolutely fuck all and reneged on most promises. The only way things will change is if the people make it change by force, but the average Englishman hasn't got the stomach for that. There's no voting for change, you can only make it happen by rising up and taking back control, and not the sort of 'taking back control' people stupidly believed when they voted to leave the EU.

Not at all, Christ-killer, when I come for you over that there'll be nothing veiled about it, trust me. I'm merely stating that your excuse for the avatar is about as mealy-mouthed and contrived as the infamous Cochrane glove defence. Classic Jew behaviour and no mistake.