Decimus

Indeed, none of the proposed conspiracy theories make any sense once you spend more than five seconds breaking them down. I imagine that Minge is probably an avid subscriber to The National Enquirer, and no doubt claims his wedding to Bigfoot was officiated by Elvis.

He's quoting figures and posting links with furious gay abandon. He'll go full Jazz by Tuesday, I promise you.

Why would they want to control the population at the expense of ruining an economic system that gave rise to their power and wealth originally? It would be like turkey's voting for Christmas.

Why would "they" want to do any of the above? I note from your original premise that you mentioned a rehash of communism? The main people implicated in any Covid so-called conspiracy theory are usually multi-billionaires who have vastly profited from a capitalist system. Why would they, or any other government in the world that wasn't North Korea, want to break down a capitalist society that has made them fantastically rich in order to create a financially unstable global economy which means less profit for them as individuals? Why would anyone with their fingers in the global pie want to destroy international financial markets and vast profits for the sake of some mental, ideological premise you've invented in your tiny mind? It's Occam's Razor, stop looking for boogeymen. Governmental incompetency, the pressures of public opinion spread via 24 hour social media, and an interconnected global society where disease is quickly spread are the main reasons behind any perceived mismanagement of this current situation.

Bawsey, we're six pages in and have no doubt been off topic since the second post. Give me some fucking context.

I've heard all this before, you're not proposing anything new. My question to you is the same that I have posed to everyone else who has endlessly trotted out the above rubbish for the past year. Why?

Again, what are you trying to say? Let me know what your theory is, and I'll let you know if I agree or disagree with it. Posting links and quoting figures without actually using them to back up a fucking point you're trying to make isn't exactly how you go about having a debate.

What on Earth does this even mean? You're all over the place, Minge. No doubt you've got a copy of 'Catcher in the Rye' clasped between your sweaty sausage fingers as you impotently scream at your computer screen "The truth is out there!". Do you believe that the moon landing was a hoax?

"Always insist that your boyfriend has well trimmed fingernails" Frank. Ronnie Scott's, May 5 2019.

Do you believe that the Queen is a lizard? Fucking idiot.

I happen to believe old Withers. Ask yourself this, who in their right fucking mind would ever want to pretend that they were French? Even the Belgians invented their own nation to disassociate themselves with the cunts. When people would rather be Belgian than French, you know your country has a terrible image problem.

As do I. The only reason I'm choosing not to go after him is that I don't want that useless, old poof Frank to imagine that his powers of manipulation have returned. He's clearly trying to orchestrate a scheme where everyone has a pop at the fall guy he has set up, whilst he watches on, tiny maggot in hand. @Frank it's been done to fucking death, get some new tricks for your old, dead, cunt of a fucking dog.

Ming's been dead these past five years. LOL.

I'm a bit softer than Ape, and I think that you could have some use left in you. How would you like to be my understudy for the next three months? We'll start you over from scratch and I'll show you the ropes. We'll begin with the basic cheap seats shit, discuss the merits of tactical racism when looking to make a run on the leaderboard, and end on some masterclass advanced lessons on how to pen a nomination with over 12 likes that doesn't require you dressing up like Noel Fielding's dad and caterwauling infantile songs.

You're being made to look stupid by new boy Minge, what are you going to do about it?

Weary?

I imagine you'd be more interested in seing Scooby Doo do a strip tease, you sinister fucking pervert.

You Wiensey fucking weasel.

I've just pulled up Frank on his dubious history of going on holiday to foreign shit holes alone. Much the same as I justifiably accused Bill Stickers of being a sex tourist when he spent a month in Thailand, I refuse to buy Frank's story that he's only travelling to sample the local culture and cuisine. @Frank you are the Mark fucking Wiens of The Corner and I'm well and truly on to you.

A sex tourist is a sex tourist, no matter how well dressed he is. You're not telling me that your Phileas fucking Fogg act was created just so you could travel around the world eating street food?

That's the problem with slopes, Frank, once they get past 25 they all start to resemble Sokushinbutso. Treasure the memories you have of her when she still looked like a ten year old boy.

30 years is a long time to have to put up with Asian cuisine, Frank, I'm worried about your blood pressure. I'd wager that you've ingested three times the amount of salt that's contained in the dead sea, and that's before taking into account your unquenchable thirst for semen.

Neil, you double-denim wearing, air guitar playing simpleton. I won't tolerate any criticism of my musical tastes from a man whose favourite album of all time is that Father's Day classic "Now That's What I Call Dad Rock". Idiot.

Van the Man is possibly one of the most overrated musical artists of the 20th century. I'd say he's right up there with hat wearing wanker Elvis Costello. I'm not a huge Lou Reed fan either, the man was a queer, an addict, a miserable fucking cunt, but worst of all he couldn't sing. Saying that, Van Morrison never produced anything anywhere as good as Reed's 'Heroin'. What are your thoughts on Tori Amos?