Decimus

GOT IT ALREADY, P.

https://streamable.com/ Lol.

What about the HIV?

Idiot

@Dyslexic cnutcnut explain yourself.

Absolutely sickening. I remember a time when you used to be able to leave your door unlocked around here, and now this. See your PMs.

It's good to see that despite your relative decline, you've still got your instincts. I'm impressed.

I've met the bird he has been allegedly fucking behind the Duchess of Dysmorphia's back, several times in fact. Obviously a pleb like me didn't get to do much other than nod my head whilst knowing my place, but I can confirm that despite the pictures you'll find online of her, I'd absolutely smash the fucking granny out of it.

Out of likes, boys. I.O.U.

I'd like to spray some on your fingers to stop you posting endless reams of shit on here.

He's planning to put it in with his cock.

I wouldn't sound so gleeful about it if I were you, Harold, it's common knowledge that every society needs a scapegoat for its woes. Now that the immos and the EU can't be blamed for everything, it will be the poor the 'Red Tops' come for next. Here's my prediction for 2021- your Universal Credit being slashed by 30 percent. Merry Christmas.

I think that the original handler of the Witheredscrote account died some time ago. The drivel coming out of it has deteriorated year upon year since since it first joined. I've got reason to suspect that the current profile is being run by a rogue and corrupted bot that the Institut Curie lost control of at some point during the early months of 2017.

Johnny is a rock smashing, Luddite ape. He couldn't handle the complexity of pushing a button to make a magic machine work.

I'd say the time was now, Johnny, unless you enjoy being in the self-dug hole you're neck deep in. What exactly is it you are waiting for? One would think you'd be keen to clear your name and to cease looking like a desperate, bullshitting idiot. Here's an extra incentive, if you can produce your evidence by the end of today, I'll never post on here again, apart from one final contribution issuing you a grovelling apology. Failure to do so with such an enticing offer on the table will be the final nail in your coffin.

I feel like he could use a helping hand, Southern. So as it's Christmas I'll do him a favour. @JohnnySaucePants if I was in your shoes, I'd only see one way out of this. Are you a member of any other sites that utilises the format of this particular forum? If so, go back and find a post you made prior to my nomination. Edit it, delete whatever infantile bollocks you originally posted in it, and paste in my masterpiece. Make sure you don't tick the box to show it is edited, and Bob's your uncle, to anyone but the moderator of that site, it'll look like you've been proven right. No need to thank me.

It's amazing how much pleasure one can get over watching someone get caught out in the act of plagiarism, who then unsuccessfully tries to weasel out of it. Johnny, you find yourself in quite the fucking pickle. Completely unable to back up your bullshit and looking increasingly desperate, you'll soon find you won't be able to comment on anything else ever again without every post you make being replied to asking for evidence of its originality. You're fucked, how do you propose to get out of this?

Of course it's on the way, Johnny. It's only taken you four weeks to learn the copy function, so I expect to see it sometime in June 2021 when you've finally mastered paste. Your idiocy appears to know no bounds, it's breathtaking.

Ah the old "you fell into my trap". Previous site bullshitter Monumental Cunt always used to inexplicably bring this one out whenever he was caught telling porkies. Just what bait has he taken? The bait that makes you appear to be a lying fucking cunt with the computer skills of an Amish spastic? If so, you've caught him hook, line and sinker. You fucking idiot.

Shut up, you obsequious, shit-stirring faggot. In years gone by you would have started the abuse of another member, now you dilly-dally in the shadows waiting for some other cunt to lay the groundwork. Make me laugh, you Arcadia Group poof.

Would you like to hear my voice, Frank?

Eddie?

I've mentioned it on another thread, but have you seen his like-to-post ratio? He's put some serious man hours into having the shittest record of anyone in Corner history with more than 1000 posts. It's almost impressive.

Debbie Does Down Syndrome.

I've just had a mooch on your profile, Harold. I'm not sure how it has escaped my attention until now, but your like-to-post ratio is fucking abysmal, possibly the worst of all time. Short of admitting that this is because you are absolutely shit, do you have any other theories why this could be?