Decimus

It's all a load of over the top faggot shit. Some fucking toff has scraped a tiny seam on a ball or applied lip balm to it. It's hardly nefarious, big league, hand of God style cheating. Ball tampering in cricket is about as controversial as someone playing scrabble with access to an extra vowel piece. Anyone concerned about this is a boring fucking wanker who deserves to have their teeth kicked in. Fuck off.

Good old Norwich, an island of sense surrounded by an East Anglian swamp of idiocy.

Not even for Chris De Burgh?

30 years ago or today, all girls/women are absolute fucking slags at heart. Give them a whiff of cock and 9 out of ten of them will abandon friendship, family ties and previous convictions if said walking cock and balls requests it of them. You can give them dildoes to play with as children or Bagpuss dolls, they'll still grow up with a thirst for prostituting themselves either literally or figuratively. Someone should nominate women, every last one of them are depraved fucking cunts.

Your obsession with Big Black Cock is fucking stomach churning. Any chance that you could post something that doesn't reference it? You Lizo Mzimba loving, degenerate fucking poof.

The only Huckerby worth my spunk is Darren.

Stubby is my new Ding, he may waffle on about sediment and wild boars and have all the sexual sophistication of a teenage boy, but I need a nemesis and he has stepped up. Worst three for me are Punkape, Apple and Cap'n Cunt.

I think even Cro-Magnon man would have kicked this cunt of bed in favour of a wooly mammoth. What an utterly vile fucking pig.

Any idiot seriously thinking of even just watching it on the telly deserves everything they get. I'd rather spend 90 minutes watching Neil eat 450 chicken nuggets than watch England play.

Imagine if you will, the person you hate most in the world. Then imagine that person raped and killed everyone you ever loved. Then imagine that they also enjoyed Jazz music and that they supported Ipswich Town. That's how much I despised Ding.

It sounds like you're looking forward to it.

What the hell did you cunts do to Darren Kenton?

You're a cunt hair away from mentioning Guy Gibson's dog and spinning a yarn about how some of your best friends are black. Before you meander down this path, I've got a couple of suggestions for you: 1: Delete your account. 2: Kill yourself.

Agreed.

The worst of the fucking worst.

I think you might be on to something here, Bend... Did you kill David Kelly?

Stubby, pull your box-set of Planet Earth out of your arsehole and pay attention. Coypu were a well known menace on the Norfolk Broads up until the 1980's. Cobholm in particular, A.K.A. 'Rat Island' was well renowned for its high population of the cunts. Ever since then, there have been numerous sightings of them, cryptozoological I suppose, in the sense that they are now technically an out-of-place species, much the same as the alien big cats reported to roam the south west. Bearing all this in mind, I'd suggest that you keep your dribbling fat mouth fucking shut in future until you are fully furnished with the facts. Idiot.

Forgiven, although I'll bow to your experience as I've never heard of CEX. I went to Cobholm the other day on a work safari and I'm convinced that I saw a Coypu, although it very well might have been your missus. Lol Fuck off.

Drew, the '90's called and they want their high street retailers back. Fucking Luddite cunt.

The Nazis identified degenerate subsections of their society by forcing them to wear a yellow star. The Jock method is to insist that the subhumans amongst them wear a yellow tie.

Would any of you gents like to consider sucking my fucking dick?

He'd have to have hands like The Incredible Hulk to touch the sides of your tattered arsehole.

I'm sorry, but I've really got nothing else left to say. I'm logging off now.

Didn't he have a job on the docks?

They're Irish, like yours, ergo absolute fucking piss heads.