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Bertie, I appreciate that you weren't around during the time I'm about to mention, so feel free to keep your opinion to yourself. But Eric, was it really this fucking painfully boring when Ding and I duked it out on every single thread? Because if it was, I'm sorry beyond belief. I guess that being forced to endure your epic blood feud with Albert is karma rearing its ugly head to punish me for sins.
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Don't speak his fucking name.
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It certainly fucking isn't, you slandering cunt.
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So am I, my paternal grandfather was from Kinlochleven.
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My father is from Boyle and my mother is from Tralee. Comparatively speaking, Norfolk is a hotbed of metropolitan sophistication.
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Stubby?
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Danny Welblack.
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You really are a totally unrepentant, absolute fucking bore. I'm praying that cancer sorts you the fuck out, sooner rather than later, and that you subsequently get abused in an end-of-life hostel by a burly Ghanaian nurse. For the final irony, I hope that you are reincarnated as Andi Peters' loofah. Absolute fucking wanker.
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With the absolutely pathetic state of our armed forces, I imagine that even Belgium could invade and have Teresa May sucking Tin Tin's cock within a week.
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Looks like Roops' cunt, minus the string.
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The only speed that this junkie cunt experiences is the variety that he snorts up his nose.
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When there's no one left to fight, boys like us don't shine so bright.
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I'll be dealing with that personally.
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Suck my dick lol
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The only solution is to immediately house every single enemy of the Russian state claiming asylum in this country in Hull. Send the location to Putin, and hope that the collateral damage kills all the fat fucking natives as well. Fingers crossed John Prescott will be at home. Two birds, one stone.
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Not as clever as he thought he was. Even Joey Deacon could open a can of beans. Fuck off.
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HMP Bure.
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Quincy again lol.
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I'm not exaggerating when I say that he looks exactly like Quincy.
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As charming as this offer is, I sincerely doubt that Joan would appreciate a cirrhotic, bald dwarf drooling all over her Yamaha.
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I think that everyone would agree that it's got more to do with the fact that you're thick as fuck. Idiot.
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Quincy, you lazy fucking cunt, you haven't nominated anything since January. Give me a rib tickling zinger tout fucking suite before I die of boredom.
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That's an understatement when you've currently got half the first XI's fists up your arse.
