Decimus

What are her thoughts on fyffes bananas?

From the looks of things, the old cunt hasn't got long left. My old man and old dear are yet to turn 50. What do you think about that?

Kill this cunt dead.

Sure.

What's your favourite? EastBenders or Home and a gay? Lol.

In all seriousness and despite my recent anti-Australianism, I have to admit to liking Shane Warne. I'm not a cricket fan and have to turn it off within seconds if it's on the telly. However, I could have watched him in action for hours, his bowling almost seemed to defy the laws of physics. He does look like a right faggot these days though.

I think the intention was for you to choke to death. In between dying again and scraping the foetal remains of geese off of your vile cock, have you been up to much?

I'm afraid I'm with Steve Irwin on this one. Certainly not because I have any interest in the inherent fairness in the most boring fucking game ever created. It's another load of tedious old toss that we invented like Rugby, but which every other country thrashes us at. I just think he's got a point when he says you're a tedious, depressive wanker.

Such a fucking shame. This topic had potential, Stubfuckwit. Instead of playing to the cheap seats with yet another easy shot at Catholics, you could have started a genuinely interesting thread about the decimation of Ang San Suu Kyi's international reputation as a semi-deified, right-on symbol of peace and reconciliation. Whether she is directly complicit in the current crisis or not is irrelevant. Her complete inaction is a fucking disgrace and she deserves to have her cunt kicked down her fucking throat.

Never mind this shit. The Chicken has given me fucking lip. What are you going to do about it?

I've got the moves like Stubbers, I've got the moves like Stubbers, I've got the mooooooooooooves like Stubbers.

Dan, you fucking bellend. We haven't exchanged pleasantries in a while. What are your thoughts on Benny and The Jets?

Good luck to him to be honest. I don't like the royal family and I yearn for a republic, but at least he's doing his own thing and not shacking up with one of the establishment.

Fair enough, not really a lot I can say to that. Sorry to go all Ding, but can you explain to the group why you've got the fucking audacity to still be breathing?

I quite like this, you vile cunt. What the fuck is TUI?

It's no coincidence that Glitter was also a shit dancing, bald cunt with a terrible wig. Join the dots.

Lovely. We used to have a Sinhalese girl at sixth form. I fucked her. Hard.

That's hardly relevant. I haven't been to The Democratic Republic of Congo either, but I know I'd fucking hate it.

Up your arse?

I see that @Stubby Pecker has liked the post wanking all over Australia. I'm not suprised, Ayers rock must get his tiny, amateur geologist's maggot twitching with excitement. Stubby, if you like it that much, why don't you fuck off and emigrate there. Of course it would have to be illegally, their strict immigration policy ensures a blanket ban on unskilled, third rate science aficionados.

I think I pretty much summed up idiots like Last Cunt Standing in an earlier nom. Deluded fucking morons obsessed with an image of an Australia that doesn't match the reality of it.

What an absolute load of fucking shit. First of all, as I'm not a 23 year old art school drop out called Brad, I couldn't give a flying toss about surfing, much like the vast majority of the population. Secondly, comparing Sydney to London is like comparing the Chuckle Brothers to Bill Hicks. London is one of only two truly global cities, and for entertainment and culture purposes, it easily surpasses every other city on the planet. Sydney is a third rate city with one landmark. Aside from the opera house, which is fucking ghastly, the vast majority of cunts in the world can't tell you anything about it. Thirdly, in terms of economic prosperity, despite our recent issues, we are still the fifth (possibly sixth according to some sources) economy in the world. You might argue that the trickle down effect of wealth isn't as pronounced here, but look at the average Australian's outgoings compared to ours. It's expensive doing a food shop when you live in a desolate shit hole and have to import the vast majority of your goods. Australia is a fucking arid, culturally bereft shithole. The land is full of things that can kill you, the sea is full of things that can kill you and the sky is full of UV rays that will give you skin cancer and kill you. Not a patch on the UK, and as far as I'm concerned it plays second fiddle to New Zealand as well. P.S. Fuck off.

Frank's ways are indeed strange. Take yourself and Drew as examples. Both utterly thick as shit with a long history of posting complete bollocks but both resolutely ignored. Whereas MikeD, equally as pointless and forgettable, was Frank's favourite toy for quite some time. Big F is a mercurial beast, and as far as he's concerned you clearly haven't got what it takes. Kill yourself.

Any idea where that thick fucking bore Mingeeta is? I only mention it as I like to pose questions that no one else can be bothered ask.

Do you keep a standard list of text templates stored to copy and paste? In all fairness to you, it must save an absolute fortune on the wet wipes that you'd otherwise have to use to wipe the shit off of your keyboard after indulging in regular marathon double fisting sessions.