Decimus

Indeed. R.I.P Harambe.

I'm not so sure, Rick. Proper hates retards. And blacks.

They'd have to swallow the magic flashing pill first and turn the tables on her. The fat cunt is like Pac Man, gobbling up everything in fucking sight.

Agreed. The majority of these regional comedians seem to base their entire act around the fact that they have an accent. That swivel-eyed cunt Russell Howard is the worst culprit, punctuating every punchline with a Bristolian accent in attempt to detract from the fact that he's about as funny as waking up confused and with a sore arse in Alan Bennett's bed.

He's made a career out of being a professional northerner. A vile fat cunt who I'd wager absolutely fucking stinks of two week old Billy Bear ham.

In my defence, I don't assume that you're a heroin addict because you're Scottish, but because the vast majority of the shit you come out with could only be produced by someone smacked off of their tits. Do you play the bagpipes? Lol Fuck off.

Frank, I heard this and thought of you..

#Stubbytoo

Was this before or after you furiously pumped your tiddler with your heroin ravaged arm over Arthur Thompson's grave?

She's been superb recently to be fair. I particularly enjoyed her "Roadhouse" comment.

Test, you cunt. I still haven't forgiven you for the 10,000 likes debacle of '16. Consider your card marked.

One of the clique likes this.

@Decimus: 128 nominations @William T.D. Stickers: 108 nominations @Bubba C :78 nominations @Quincy Cockfingers: 63 nominations. Snatch, who has been on the site since its new format started in August 2014: 19 nominations. Perhaps you should take a look closer to home before spouting off your shit, if it was left to the likes of you this place would be dead.

To be fair, all you and Phileas "Round the world by looking out of my Canadian felcher's window" Fogg, seem to do is cry and name drop us continuously. As a history lesson for your combined IQ of 12 to take in, you've both brought it on yourselves. You thought you could handle the big hitter by giving me jip unprovoked, and Vincent Van Spaz decided to have a pop even though I had previously left his rambling spastications unchallenged. A couple of keyboard warriors who have bitten off more than they can chew. Idiots.

He's already been reported for implying that I was sexually abused as a child. Funny it came about after you mentioned Scope again, I think we've found Stubby's trigger.

Not only do I imagine Stubby as the sort of yeee-haaawwwing faggot who drinks Southern Comfort, I can also picture him ordering it as a "SoCo" and demanding that it's "on the rocks". What a stetson wearing little maggot.

#Stubbytoo

The trouble with the working class in modern Britain is that they don't know which way their bread is buttered. You're more likely to find that the average low wage employee these days has most likely been brainwashed to despise unions, and vote on single issues such as immigration. They'll gladly vote UKIP to stop "darkies" coming over here and taking their jobs, but aren't politically aware enough to notice that parties like UKIP have at best a laissez-faire attitude to employee rights, and at worse a complete disdain for anything that isn't a pure free market which would shit over the working man. Turkeys are voting for Christmas, and to be honest they deserve everything they get.

There is definitely some sort of agenda within certain circles that seems to be about abolishing gender in its entirety. Whether it is a highbrow attempt to ensure equality by lumping everyone into one category, or a load of perverted filth dreamt up by a subculture of degenerate freaks doesn't matter. Gender is a biological fact of life, not a social choice, and this shit shouldn't be peddled to innocent children.

You've been stealing "comedy" anecdotes from your mate Jenny Eclair again, haven't you?

Don't get me wrong, P. I hate Stubby and think that he should fuck off and never post here again. No one would miss him as his contributions thus far have only contained numerous repetitious ways of killing someone in a wood chipper and/or soft porn swim suit shots. However, consider yourself reported. Idiot.

A noble endeavour, just be sure to mention any future solo activities at the next AGM.

Is your old man dead yet?

Reported to GCHQ.

Bill?